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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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What they didn’t tell you in Hamlet was that Ophelia died because she was basically hooking up with half of Denmark, and then everyone forgot about her.
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Just an FYI Regina George totally invented democracy to become Spring Fling Queen as depicted Cesare Maccari's Cicero Denounces Catiline.
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Whether it's Candy Grams, Valentine's Day Cards, or arrows Gretchen won't be getting anything from this lil bitch in Anton Raphael's Mengs.
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Apollo in Guido Reni's Aurora was not impressed when the rest of the Gods told him he couldn't sit with them anymore.
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Apparently no one told this bitch in Daniel Huntington Mercy’s Dream that her crown ain't for being pure 👑❌
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Peter Paul Rubens' Two Satyrs are some of the meanest bitches you'll ever meet.
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meangirlsarthistory · 8 years
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Peter Paul Rubens wasn't being very subtle when he painted Venus In Front of The Mirror 🍑
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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The Little Bitches (also known in Spanish as Las Meninas) by Diego Velázquez depicts what it's like to be super popular in 1656. Post sent in by Jeffery Acevedo.
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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When Odysseus was recognised by his nurse Eurycleia he was so done with her shit that William Adolphe Bouguereau decided to paint a picture of it.
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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Talk about decadence! At The Banquet of Cleopatra by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, Cleopatra looks like she's about to make it rain condoms on Mark Antony.
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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Queen Elizabeth I clearly missed the memo and was so fugly that even the artist wanted to be unknown. This one submitted by Instagrammer @katsscradle-
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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We're pretty sure that Nicolas Bertin's Phaéton on the Chariot of Apollo wouldn't have fucked up so bad if he had a curfew.
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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I think we can all relate to Giovanni Bellini's Naked Young Woman in Front of the Mirror. This post thanks to @yaasameen
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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William Adolphe Bouguereau's new scent titled Temptation will ensure you have a youthful smell at any age.
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meangirlsarthistory · 9 years
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Little known fact, Bath & Body Works was actually named after Rembrandt's Bathsheba's passion for soap.
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