Sir Daniel: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
Canny Tim, eyes wide and staring up at the ceiling:
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Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me
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Happy International Women's Day!!
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Jack the Ripper: In my defense, I simply don't vibe with the law.
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Imanzi: Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?
Dan: Yes… February 14th.
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Sir Daniel: I have an idea.
Canny Tim: A good idea?
Sir Dan: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Kiya: What’s the status up here?
Sir Daniel: Fucked up, about to die, the Professor’s a nerd. The usual.
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Make some noise if you survived 2024! 🎆🧨🎊
Happy New Year Gallowmemers! Cheers!! !
Congratulations for surviving another year, we’re proud of you and we hope 2019 will give you all you deserve and even more!!
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
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Gargoyles: it's up to you
Sir Daniel Fortesque: please don't stress me out like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Woden: That information is classified.
Stanyer: I’m begging you, Woden. Please just tell us what you want for Christmas.
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This was MediEvil: Resurrection, right.
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Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #0080
Sir Daniel Fortesque (MediEvil Franchise, 1998)
List Of Archetypes
Alternative Fashion
Burton
Distinctive Voice
Eye Imagery
Himbo
Officially Recognized
Pathetic
Retro
Fine Wine
Skeleton
Tall
Thin
Well-Dressed
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Certified MediEvil moment.
You ever have a moment where you’ve listened to a song on loop after becoming obsessed with it, yet you were playing a video game during that loop?
And now you forever associate that song with that game?
I have that with WAP and the game, Medievil.
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We're magnet-arrowshaming him, actually.
Living Dan should have been built like a Pixar Mom
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As if his hitbox wasn't big enough already.
Living Dan should have been built like a Pixar Mom
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