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THE NANNY S02E13 "The Strike"

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I just want everyone to eat well and get old

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

#they have work in the morning!

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The Di Angelos!

#i like that a lot #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #pjo fanart

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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I am having the worst gay fever I’ve had in months, maybe years. My eyes are watering, I can’t stop sniffling, even the meds aren’t helping. Surely, I will soon perish.

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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

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#and yo yo champion

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#sailor moon and neopets #and i vaguely remember an obsession with Cornelia Funke's The Thief Lord #does anybody remember that book?

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