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Soren, breaking open the door: Six months!

Ivor: What's he talking about now?

Magnus: Uh, probably nothing-

Soren: FOR SIX MONTHS, YOU LET ME STUDY A PLASTIC ENDERMAN-

#mcsm #mcsm soren #mcsm ivor #mcsm magnus #source: unknown

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Waiter: Police officers and kids under 16 eat for free.

Petra: (*subtly nudges Radar*)

Radar: I'm a police.

#mcsm #mcsm petra #mcsm radar #source: twitter

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Dan: Never underestimate the power of changing your hair colour 2-5 times in one day.

#mcsm #mcsm dan #source: tiktok #(? i think?)

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Ellegaard: Could you pass my sword? Magnus: Could you pass away? Gabriel, to a slightly horrified Jesse: This is normal.

#mcsm #mcsm ellegaard #mcsm magnus #mcsm gabriel #mcsm jesse #source: unknown #(yes i realise how much darker this gets where episode 3 is involved...i'm mostly just trying to ignore it ;-;)

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Jesse, annoyed about Aiden: I mean, how petty can you get-

Axel: I once edited a book so I could win an argument with Olivia.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm axel #source: unknown

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Soren: Actually, Gabriel's had the basement off-limits lately, so I can't say for sure. Magnus: "Off-limits", huh? Did you get caught down there scoffing cake, Soren? Soren: What? No! Soren: Soren: They were cookies. And that's not the point!

#mcsm #mcsm soren #mcsm magnus #source: professor layton and the spectre's call

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Ivor: Harper...so nice meeting you here.

Harper: This is my house.

Ivor, trying desperately to be smooth: What a coincidence, it’s my house too.

Harper:

Harper: It's not a coincidence. We're married.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #the otp #source: unknown

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Jesse: Do you take constructive criticism?

Stella: I only take cash or credit.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm stella #source: tumblr

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Gabriel: (*casually taking four stairs at a time*) Magnus, falling behind, ungainly taking two stairs at a time: F*ck you f*ck you f*ck you f*ck you fu-

#mcsm #mcsm gabriel #mcsm magnus #source: unknown

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Lukas: Where did Ivor go yesterday?

Harper: We decided he should go see a therapist.

Lukas: Really? How'd that go?

Harper: Well, the therapist is now seeing a therapist, so...

#mcsm #mcsm lukas #mcsm harper #mcsm ivor #source: unknown

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Axel: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?

Jesse: Not forever. Just until Petra is calm.

Axel: So forever.

#mcsm #mcsm axel #mcsm jesse #source: victorious

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Magnus: PATERNITY leave??? Axel: Nah, you misheard. Fraternity leave. Axel: Gotta take care of the bros, you know?

#mcsm #mcsm magnus #mcsm axel #source: tumblr

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Jesse: Olivia, check into their cameras.

Olivia: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Beacontown" app.

Olivia: (*taps a redstone wire*)

Olivia: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I'm in.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm olivia #source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family, then you should have killed me when you had the chance.

- Jesse, all the time, forever, probably.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #source: tumblr

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Ivor: Today I realised I'm old. Harper: What happened? Ivor: I fell in the hallway and instead of laughing, Magnus came to see if I was okay. Harper: Ivor: I saw fear in his eyes, Harper.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #mcsm magnus #source: unknown

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Jesse: Remember, we’re in Beacontown. Be on your best behaviour. Porkchop, glowering at everyone: Yeah! Watch yourselves! Jesse: That applies mostly to you. Porkchop: Oh, you bite ONE guy and suddenly no one trusts you? Jesse: You BIT HIS FINGER OFF. Porkchop: I spit it back out! Stampy and Stacy: (*stare in silence*)

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm porkchop #mcsm stampy #mcsm stacy #source: unknown

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(in Soren's Totally Artificial Happyland) Olivia: Why are you laughing? Lukas, laughing: The fate of the world rests on our shoulders. We're doomed!

#mcsm #mcsm olivia #mcsm lukas #source: sleepytypewriter