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Arcade, to Raul: Hey, watch this. Hey Six!

Courier 6: Yeah? What's up?

Arcade and Boone: *take off their glasses*

Courier 6: Wh- WHERE DID THEY GO?? RAUL! RAUL, THESE STRANGERS JUST REPLACED OUR FRIENDS, GET YOUR GUN-

Arcade and Boone: *put their glasses back on*

Courier 6: Oh thank GOD. ARCAAAAADE, YOU WERE JUST REPLACED BY THESE WEIRD LOOK-ALIKES. RAUL AND I WERE SO SCARED-

#raul tejada #courier 6 #courier six #boone #craig Boone #arcade gannon #fnv arcade #fnv boone #fnv raul #fallout new vegas #source: ??? #this was a draft from 2019 #“Raul: It was terrifying boss. Not sure how that happened so fast. Our friends really got replaced by clones there. no other explanation. ”

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Father: I admit that I was wrong.

Sole: Good.

Father: However.

Sole: No, no however. Just stand there in your wrongness, and be wrong, and get used to it.

#submission #Father #Shaun #Sole Survivor #Source: The West Wing #thatonebutton #i forgot my submitted post tag <3 #i think itd be good to queue those up

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(Sorry this blog is so vacant, my standards have gone up for my own content, so it's hard to find quotes)

#not a texpost #mike mutters

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Sole: What's going on with you and Piper?

Cait: Nothing.

Sole: I think you're wrong.

Cait: I think I'm not.

Sole: I think you're getting together.

Cait: We are not.

Sole: But you want to.

Cait: Yes.

Sole: I think-

(Silence)

Sole: Wait, what?

Cait: See, sometimes if I slam on the brakes, you run right past.

#submission #Cait #Sole #Sole Survivor #thatonebutton #Source: The West Wing #solesu #thanks for adding the source! #thanks for the submission! #fo4 Cait

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Calvert: You're really campaigning for bastard of the year, aren't you?

Desmond: As reigning champion, are you nervous?

#Desmond #Calvert #Fallout 3 #Desmond Lockheart #Professor Calvert #source: unknown

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Strong: Strong is sick and tired of being called “mortal.”

Strong: You don’t know that. Neither does Strong. Strong has never died even ONCE.

Strong: Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions.

Strong: It’s rude.

#submission #Strong #source: Unknown #thatonebutton #thanks for the submission! #fallout 4 #fo4 strong #awwwww big guyyyy. youre gonna go down so hard in a firefight <3

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sole: oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

gage: you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

#submitted by anon via ask #porter gage #fo4 gage #sole survivor #solesu #fallout 4 #source: tumblr #thanks for the submission! #thanks for adding the source! #LMAO

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Deacon: "Person of interest" is just too flattering, frankly.

Deacon: If the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

#deacon #fallout 4 #source: tumblr #sorry this is god awful i need ti replay

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Curie's two possible responses to this:

Curie, waving happily: hello Sole!

or

Curie, clinging to the tree: help me

My money is on A, she's having a great time

#not a texpost #god o need to replay these games

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SoleSu: so.. you seeing anyone?

Preston: huh? No, why?

SoleSu: you should really see a therapist

#sole survivor #preston garvey #fo4 preston #fallout 4 #source: tumblr

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Shaun and Duncan, sneaking through the window after going and exploring

SoleSu, turning in their chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you boys have been all night?

Duncan: We were with Dad!!!

MacCready, turning his chair: Wanna try again?

Shaun: We were with Nick, not Mac!!

Nick, standing by the counter: Strike two, kids

Duncan, clearly sweating: Deacon??

Deacon, from the corner with a lampshade over his head: Keep digging that hole, buddy.

#happy three years lampshade deacon

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Deacon: Strong, what are you doing?

Strong: Looking in big hole.

Deacon: It’s just a hole in the ground, Strong. A totally empty hole. Maybe if there was something in it, it would at least be somewhat entertaining.

(Strong pushes Deacon into the hole)

Strong: Hmm. He right. This better.

#submission #Deacon #Strong #Fallout 4 #Source: Wally and Osborne #thatonebutton #thanks for adding the source! #thanks for the submission! #tugihkCCJVJVJHD

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Danse, literally having the worst time of his life, horribly depressed:

Deacon: lmao get a load of this guy

#submission #get a load of this guy cam #deacon #danse #paladin danse #fallout 4 #source: unknown #thanks for the submission!

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Benny, placing letters on a scrabble board: there we go, SCHMOODLE for 81 points

Courier 6: thats not a word

Benny: uh, yes it is

Courier 6: use it in a sentence then

Benny: alright, baby, i'll use it *pulls out Maria and shoots the courier* there. I shmoodled the courier.

#benny #benny gecko #courier 6 #fallout nv #source: T.U.F.F. puppy #how many quotes can i make with the headshot as a joke lets find out

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Arcade: we have to be careful, there are at least 5 snipers ahead

Courier 6: I don't, you stay here

Arcade: why wouldn't you have to be careful?

Courier 6: Boone said there's nothing in my head, so a sniper wouldn't be able to hit anything fatal until it was too late

#arcade gannon #courier 6 #arcade #fallout nv #source: tumblr #when did i draft this thlgkgn

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SoleSu: Do you think Danse likes me?

Hancock: Likes you as a friend or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?

#danse #paladin danse #hancock #john hancock #sole survivor #fallout 4 #source: tumblr