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Early and final drafts of the John Mulaney audio diary portrait.

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we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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Attempting to disengage security protocols without proper authorization is a fireable offense. Priming weapons…

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oh my GOD

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Original post by @mrpbubshouse

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Fallout new vegas dlc characters as dril tweets

Dean domino: i have been tasting my own piss everyday in order to develop a immunity to it. I am immune to piss. If you piss on me I’ll just laugh at you.

Christine: I’m actually, probably the most superbly relatable, and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw.

Dog: my massive shoulder span constantly prevents my tiny, malnourished ass from absorbing sunlight. My body is essentially at war with itself.

God: I can only hope that when a kangaroo court of dipshits come to haul me to prison that i have the grave and humanity not to get mad at them.

Joshua graham: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college and now everyone’s like “oh tortures bad” “it’s ineffective” fuck off.

Waking cloud: man while you were “gaming”, I tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shamans arms.

Follows-chalk: I’ve never heard of this “Europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me.

Doctor Borous: bring me your dead pet and i will make a sword out of it for $39

Doctor 0: by ripping my phone book in half I have not only proven I’m strong, but that I’m also a cool and independent guy who doesn’t need to call anybody.

Doctor Klein: YO *points to the spinal cord on brain diagram* THATS THE BRAIN;S DICK

doctor dala: spending time thinking about a fucking disastrous hypothetical penis that has a hole that’s wider than the shaft, like a funnel. And frowning.

Doctor 8: accidentally brought my piss detector into the men’s room again and cowered beneath the sink as the deafening screech echoed off the hard tile.

Doctor Mobius: blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You’re all blocked. None of you are free of sin.

Muggy: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD ABD WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.

Ulysses: Friday night gathering up together a big pile of things I like to respect (flags, crucifixes, etc) and just roll around in it, give kisses,

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@halflifegifs

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FNV - The Gang vs The Legion

Ok when I first uploaded this comic I was a nomad from the land of pinterest so apparently you can post more than one picture at a time.

So here’s the comic complete in one post instead of broken up annoyingly into four.

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Look at my totally real fans and feel inadequate

#meme #memes #funny #spam #fake accounts #this #is #a #huge #cybersecurity #flaw

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Detective Pikachu 2: Blaziken f*cking dies

#pokeplush #pokemon plush #pokemon #detective pikachu #detective pokemon #detective #pikachu #blaziken

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I'm literally moving into my college dorm tomorrow why do I still have these.

#pokemon #pokemon plush #plushies #plush #stuffies #stuffed animals #this #isnt #even #all #of #them #what am i doing with my life #pokeplush

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The Office but it's actually Wigglytuff's Guild

#pokemon #pmd #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #explorers of sky #the office

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Junichi Masuda announced, hidden at the end of the E3 Nintendo Treehouse discussion that a lot of people didn’t stick around for, that pokemon stored in Pokemon Home WILL NOT be able to be transferred to Sword/Shield if they are not a pokemon listed in the Galar Regional Dex. They have not said anything if this will be a temporary situation or permanent.

They did this under the pretense of wanting to focus on improving individual pokemon’s animations (despite none of the old pokemon shown so far displaying any new animations) and balancing online play (despite the fact they’ve banned pokemon in competitive settings before without excluding them from the games.)

This definitely means no National dex, but Sun/Moon lacked that too. More importantly this means you may not be able to use your favorites in Sword/Shield, or transfer your shinies. Pokemon that have been with you for 17 years will be stuck in Pokemon Home and unusable.

And since the transfer to Home is a one-way trip, you won’t be able to send them back to gen 7 to use there either.

Spread this like wildfire, because a LOT of people didn’t see it.

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I want to protect the Halo Infinite pilot

He's already been through too much

#halo #halo infinite #e3 #give #him #a #hug

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Hello everyone my uncle works at valve and I just got inside informaton that halflife 3 will be on an engine called “goldsource”

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Detective Pikachu but Pikachu is JJ Bittenbinder and Tim's John Mulaney

#detective pikachu #pokemon #pikachu #john mulaney #jj bittenbinder