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You

are not the guy

You're not capable of being the guy

I had a guy but now I don't

You

Are not

The guy

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Shuvuuia, a dinosaur typically most active at night, is fooled into getting up early by a total solar eclipse.

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François Martin-Kavel  (French, 1861-1931)

Alexander Roslin (Swedish, 1718-1793)

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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I like the expression new-fangled. I don't know what it means for something to be fangled, but I sure as hell know it was recent

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Free Palestine protesters shut down the Golden Gate Bridge and 880 freeway in Oakland. This is huge🫡

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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yolk inside the egg. racecar noise

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

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i dont think women should take their husbands name but i DO think married people should be legally required to have the same last name. otherwise people may have secret alliances theyre concealing from you.

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad