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Me crashing my cybertruck into a rebar which impales me in the chest because my car didn’t stop accelerating (I am terminally injured and spitting up blood): T-this man i-is going to get u-us to mars one d-day.

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Pyrrha-Recommended, Pyrrha-Approved!

Ren: Pyrrha, we need to discuss your newest product endorsement.

Pyrrha: What’s wrong with it? I personally think the product is excellent and I use it every day!

Ren: That’s actually part of the problem. *pulls up a video on his scroll*

Pyrrha: *on screen holding a bottle of fancy olive oil* …this olive oil is excellent quality! I enjoy dipping bread bites in it, it can be used for poaching fish and cooking vegetables in the oven, rubbingonmyboyfriendstightlittlebutt, and in a pinch it can take the place of sauce on pasta! 😁

Ren: …

Pyrrha: 🙂

Ren: …do you seriously believe I’m going to ignore you sneaking in a dirty comment about Jaune’s glutes?

Pyrrha: I don’t know what you mean!

Ren: 😒

Pyrrha: 😇

Ren: 🤨

Pyrrha: Okay, fine…I’ve done so many of these ridiculous endorsements that after a while I started trying to sneak in funny comments while on the air. They’re all so tedious and annoying! 😣

Ren:Oh, I understand.

Ren: …so…

Ren: …how was it…?

Pyrrha: Firm and tight! I highly recommend it! 🥰

Ren: …do…do you think Nora would like it? If I rubbed oil on her…? 😣

Pyrrha: 😲 !!!!

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One of the worst things about Tik Tok is how it was full of brainrotting clips of podcasts that appeal to Incels with the disguise of “educating young men”

Mfs will straight up see a podcast dude say “all modern women are sluts who only go for money” and they be like ‘wow, these guys are so smart! It is women’s fault that I can’t get a date! I would’ve totally been a catch to the ladies 20 years ago’

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*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

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One of my favorite controversies on the internet is that one guy who criticized turning red because all of the characters were being happy despite that 9/11 happened.

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Pyrrha’s birthday

RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳

Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫

Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!

Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!

Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!

Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*

Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋

Nora: Here you go, Pyr!

Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃

Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘

Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!

Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁

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Commission: Nora helping out Pyrrha

Some Electromagnetism goodness for folks! Hope y'all enjoy! If you'd like a comm too, i'm always open on here, twitter or discord under MamaLuigi2018!

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HAPPY BLORBO BIRTHDAY TO MY POOKIEBEAR 🎉🎂

in honour of Her i scraped together a revival au design :)))) in which she rematerialises in the pool of life (psst feel free to ask about it)

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There’s a douchebag on YouTube called Sahdiversity who makes AI art and tries to justify himself as an artists still and this is so funny to me.

This guy is a failed artist not because his art is terrible, because an artist doesn’t need to be good to be considered an artist. Instead he’s a failed artist because he didn’t want to improve his work and instead just gave up on it and use AI to make art while having the gall to call himself an artist.

It’s literally like using AI to make a novel and having the gall to call yourself a writer.

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It's Pyrrha's Birthday! 🎂

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The Diary of Penny Polendina

The other day I was inspired to try working on a different NeverFell Projects installment, one that would probably be a lot shorter and quicker to write, because it's not like I care that deeply about Penny, right??

Well, I was incredibly wrong. ^^; So wrong that I'm actually having trouble with this story now...essentially, Penny goes through a bit of a 'rebellious phase' (gross oversimplification, but that's all you get for now) and there are, surprisingly, a lot of aspects of that character arc that I want to explore. Plus, a pivotal connection with Pyrrha, the climax of which I haven't quite figured out yet...

God only knows if I'll be able to finish, or if I'll just write the first 2/3rds of the story and leave it at that. But I figured I might as well warm up by talking about the designs. ^^

Penny's new look is basically 'Disney's Pinocchio, color picked from Arthur Watts' character design'~

I didn't necessarily want her to look evil, just...bolder. Like she specifically picked 'daring' items that maybe her father or Ironwood's PR team would rather she didn't wear, at least not compared to the more innocent frilly pastels she had on before. Between the chest window, midriff, and short sleeves, she's actually showing a lot more skin than before, despite still being 90% covered up. ^^;

Those multicolored wrist accessories are prototype weapons invented by Dr. Watts, that mix and pressurize Dust from the cartridges to cast "artificial magic". This way I get to do a bit of the 'Winter Maiden Penny' stuff in this Vol. 3-locked AU~

Penny's magic usage is one of the things that stumped me when writing this story...In NeverFell, magic isn't just glowy rainbow lasers or weather powers-- it essentially allows the user access to any conceivable semblance at any time; its potential is limitless. Being a beginner, Penny would probably just come up with one signature 'spell' to use in tandem with her Floating Array...but I can't decide what I want her to do. ^^; I think I'd like for her to do something connected to dance, because I feel like that's something unique to her, the way she dances with her weapons before striking. Nobody ever points out how the "robot" in the cast is the one who chooses to spend energy on unnecessary movements that aren't even used to maneuver around an enemy; they're just cute and fun. ^^ I think that's a great encapsulation of who Penny is~

Redesigning Pyrrha is always super difficult, because her original design is so perfect. But I like this end result a LOT. ^^ I may need to adjust the pant legs a bit, but overall it feels like a very believable alt outfit that keeps the spirit of the character.

Pyrrha is another one of the stumbling blocks in this story, because I'm now forced to create at least one malleable personality trait for her-- i.e. one that isn't intrinsically tied to Jaune and/or the plot. Something that she could actually take into a meaningful relationship with a different character... I had the idea to expand her "I'm sorry!" gag into a real guilt complex, where she has trouble letting go of instances where she's made mistakes or hurt someone. In this case, dismembering Penny 1.0 and essentially ending her life. :T She seeks out 2.0 in a desperate effort to make things right, and ends up helping her with ...things, and growing as people or whatever, and all that other stuff I have yet to write. ^^;

I just realized that Pyrrha could use her polarity semblance to pull Penny towards her in a situation where they need to reach each other...that's so cute. ^^ I gotta remember that~

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The reason why the biggoron sword breaks in botw/totk is because it’s actually the giant knife from Ocarina of time.

#headcanon

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Who the fuck is making McDonald’s Reddit add? How much did they pay the person who made this?

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

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Honestly using the knife that your enemy stabbed into your chest to kill said enemy is beyond Metal.

I love how in the final mission of mw2, for the original that is, soap is bleeding out slowly, and he just removed a knife that was sticking out of his chest, yet this mf decided to twirl that knife before throwing it.

Mf is dying yet he still gotta look like a badass.

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I love how in the final mission of mw2, for the original that is, soap is bleeding out slowly, and he just removed a knife that was sticking out of his chest, yet this mf decided to twirl that knife before throwing it.

Mf is dying yet he still gotta look like a badass.