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Y’all. I finally got to eat one of those Fat Boy ice creams today and I am absolutely converted.

#literally the only thing that made commuting worth it today #I went back for a second one no regrets

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every good song should seek to answer a question. for example:

what is his backpack for?

where does he keep his applesauce?

what does ja’am have?

what should everybody catch?

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gee bill, how come your mom lets you have two wieners?

when I was making this blog, there was a post going around about how griffin had two Scorpio brothers and it was like… which brother is “me” y’know???

#anyway sorry for not being funny #it’s 3:08am and I am awake against my will #I also just really like hot dogs #happy valentine's day

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Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

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Okay, but actually, I’d love to know what kind of work you guys think I do that’s had me so busy I can’t listen to a podcast for almost a year now.

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huge me

#don’t worry I didn’t forget! #happy valentine's day #I still love you so much #sorry this is a cakes and creams blog now

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HEY. WHERE ARE THE PREVIEW PAGES. WHY DIDN' ANYONE TELL ME. ABOUT THE PREVIEW PAGES. FROM A WEEK AGO???

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average travis player character: some sort of guy with backstory happenings of various levels of tragedy

average clint player character: old man with a mischievous streak (always on the verge of death)

average griffin player character: lil guy with impostor syndrome and trying SO hard

average justin player character: the weirdest person anyone has ever heard of, ever

#miss you boys

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Sometimes I wish the McElroy Family started recording video for MBMBAM earlier and one of those moments I’d kill to see in HD is when Justin called his local chipotle asking about the Tony Hawk Burrito in August 2020 and the employee that answered the phone recognized him. Like I can only imagine the ice cold terror as his soul leaves his body and we just hear:

“Yes, this is Justin…”

#god what a good time to listen to mbmbam #I’m like… years behind because I’m a business boy now and don’t have time for podcasts #but that was such quality shit for real

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#justin mcelroy #he’s Venus as a boy #mcelroys #surprise griffin in there too

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Okay, I did it. I beat Baldur’s Gate 3. Now I can go back to my real life. 🤧

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hehe

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I'm Griffin McElroy and my name is Justin McElroy.

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It suddenly occurs to me that, like, I could watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2…

but then I’ll never be able to go back to a version of myself that has not seen Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and that is something I’m not sure I can handle right now.

#til death do us blart #regretfully I have seen the first one #regretfully that viewing was related to deathblart

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All

Cops

Aren’t

Blart

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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023