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find yourself a girlfriend who kicks ass at angry birds

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Gwen’s design be so good then BOOM she’s bald

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My portraits inspired by Across the Spiderverse so far. There’s one character left!

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AAAAH

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this is SO dumb but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain

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they didn’t have enough screentime together i had to fix it

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i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:

•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don't see them while he's talking!

•he wasn't bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider

•he doesn't stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)

•he doesn't have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!

•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that's what he is!

•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!

•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)

•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^

•miguel is irish/mexican :)

•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099

just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^

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He’s supervising

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Other marvel directors:

And here’s five seconds of a queer character you will never see again

James Gunn:

Here’s Drax and Mantis getting blitzed in a gay bar at Christmas time 🌈🌈🌈

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@ daredevil mutuals

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Marvel fucks up

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not to out myself as someone who has read copious amounts of marvel fanfic from the years 2015 to 2018 but it really is kind of baffling how large the gap between the quality of the (mcu) source material and the quality of the fan created content is. i think black widow was given like two vaguely compelling lines throughout the captain america trilogy, none of which i remember, but ive had the phrase “natasha was five foot nothing and colossal inside” tattooed on the inside of my brain since i first read 4 minute window like 7 years ago

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link to the article — something I highly suggest ppl take the time to read

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Natalie Portman and Taika Watiti hyping up the new Thor movie as “so gay” and “super gay” respectively JUST before the premier screening only for the plot to revolve all around Thor and Jane’s relationship is so extremely fucking funny

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this man hacked Disney's internal memos on the next 100 marvel movies 😭😭