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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

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irl i don't normally tell people my pronouns unless they directly ask, but this has led to a very silly occurrence i call DLC pronouns. my gender is a sidequest you can unlock in the dialogue tree if your character has a high enough lgbtqia+ stat . or if my pride keyring falls out of my pocket.

#My fag status is an unlockable only when talking to other lgbt ppl #Especially bc I dont 'look' queer at all so it's like a reassurance I will not be a bitch about it

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I was expecting anything but not Bard

#Warlock 80% #Fun little test maybe if I ever have the chance to play dnd I'll reference it

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girl meant to haunt the narrative has been dragged back into it and is soooo mad about it

#Can't think of anyone specifically but I like this post

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#Help I made this exact same joke when I read the manga 😭

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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(Via)

#HEY! HEY! HEY! #Always gets me

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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I didn't know "Tims" was Chilchuck's last name. Thought it was just some shoe based in joke that I didn't understand.

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Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

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you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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no rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time