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fanfiction writers when a character is remotely non-human

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PARTY WALKERS IN THE YARD TONIGHTTT

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IDEA FROM @edotfightme

They had a really interesting idea = if Ashlyn has a super hearing (that i'm pretty sure it's from the monster scream his arse of minutes after her birth, poor baby) it would be soo cool if the other had their super senses too.

edotfightme thinks that Aiden would have super smell, and hosently? that makes sense, he would definilety be the type to sniff people lmao

Logan would have, ironically, super vision, this guy needs glasses the same way Ash needs earbuds, it causes him headaches.

Ben would have touch sensitivity, like he could feel vibration, things like that, an super cool thing.

And the twins would both have that 6th sense, the spidey sence, they would be able to just, know things, like, something is about to explode, this guy is sketchy, ya know? it would just make sense

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I wanna give them all hugs so bad, I've grown attached to them so quickly 😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

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another sbg headcanons post 🤝

- ash will randomly get the shakes after everything that happened in the phantom dimension, if you look through her phone camera roll a lot of the pictures are blurry because she cant stop her hands from shaking

- ^ aiden lends her his rubix cube (other fidget toys) to try and help her calm down and give her something else to focus on

- taylor lovesss rollercoasters and will always drag tyler along, tyler isn’t terrified but they’re definitely not his favorite

- logan has a pair of converse that he needs to retire so bad, these shoes are hanging on by a thread its so bad 😭

- aiden can fall asleep anywhere, like tf are you doing in the sink??? (if he didnt have insomnia. we all seen those eyebags he dont sleep lol)

- ben is really quiet when he walks so sometimes he’ll just appear behind you and scare the shit out of you

- when the group needs bait/a distraction everyone always turns to tyler and taylor. they use the “get help” strategy, its usually tyler leaning on taylor like hes hurt and taylor screaming for help (guys say yk what im talking about 😔, thor and loki?)

- aiden trying to lighten the mood after being in the phantom dimension: so.. smash or pass?

everyone else: 😐

- aiden the type to tell the exact same story 15 times to the group forgetting hes already told them the story but they listen every single time too

- logan knows how to breakdance??? he just busted it out randomly one day and everyone was floored 😭💀

- when ben is mad/annoyed he does that thing cats do where he’ll just slowly slide something off a shelf or table onto the floor

- group went roller skating once and obviously ash was amazing at it, and ben, taylor, and logan were pretty good as well but meanwhile aiden and tyler were just either tripping eachother, holding on to eachother for support or dying laughing when one of them fell and ate shit

- in class they were assigned those fake babies you have to take care of, logan? amazing at it but was so tired afterwards. ben? pretty good but is a heavy sleeper so slept through the baby crying. taylor and tyler made a good team but tyler almost lost his mind when the baby would just non stop cry. ash evil eyed this thing the whole time, would carry it around by the head 😭 also had her headphones on 24/7 because she couldn’t stand the noise. aiden left his in the freezer, and then couldnt find it for days.

- ben is INCREDIBLE at carnival games, even the rigged ones. the people that own the game booths have genuine beef with ben lmaoo

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I-... Um.. How do i explain this?

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wish ashlyn’s ballet and love for dance was mentioned more in sbg (it’s been brought up at the LEAST 3-4 times)

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School bus graveyard head-cannons question mark

Ashlyn:

Big front teeth front teeth, like a rabbit.

Has those type of freckles where in some places they are all a bit formed together (???)

She slept in the splits as a kid.

Double lobe piercings.

Gender-fluid and Taylor was the first person in the group she told.

She doesn’t actually know how to braid her own hair.

The group saw her breaking in her point shoes once and they have never been so confused in their lives.

Aidan:

Braces🫡

He paints his nails but is really bad because he has shaky hands.

Always carries around one of those tiny, four by four rubix cube keychains.

His favourite holiday growing up was Halloween

He always has his eyes like really wide open just for no reason without realising and it kinda makes him look like a bug.

This loser has a lisp🫵

A single ear piercing.

Ben:

Super light freckles on his cheekbones.

Downturned eyes?? I think that’s what it’s called??

Is the best at doing hair out of the group. Ash and Taylor always get him to braid theirs for them.

He lets Aidan paint his nails sometimes.

The biggest big light hater you will ever find🫡 fairy lights and lamps ONLY.

Taylor:

Moles and Beaty marks.

She’s the one that picks out the outfits whenever she and Tyler match.

While Tyler did guitar, Taylor did piano.

Just has her lobes pierced

She has one of those crazy fourteen step skincare routines and forces Tyler to do it too.

Her favourite flower is a tulip but specifically pink ones.

Tyler:

Moles and Beaty marks.

He and Taylor both have pigeon feet.

He was the type of kid to keep on his swimming wrist band on for weeks to show off.

Eyebrow piercing.

He has OCD and has to step backwards three steps whenever he walks downstairs and gets to the bottom.

Most serious case on RBF on the planet😭

Logan:

Dressed up as a spaceman every year for six years straight as a kid.

Freckles on his nose.

He’s allergic to bees and is also absolutely TERRIFIED of them.

Raspy voice but like a nice one(??)

His favourite movie is Wonder.

Bro was the hide and seek CHAMPION as a kid. He’d hide and nobody would find him until a month later or something.

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it's not wrong, but why's it said so simply T-T

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taylyn brain rot is taking over so maybe ashlyn braiding taylors hair or something, idk i just wanna see taylyn man😭

i love how all taylyn nation has hive mind about taylor braiding ash’s hair + bonus taylyn doodle for u

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THEM THEM THEM !!

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Going insane rn

ITS CANON

This makes me happy, heals my soul

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Canon Tyler: Cold and rude at first due to many trust issues and responsibility with his C-PTSD, but actually really nice and caring underneath and will die to protect people he loves

Fanon Tyler:

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* despite everything, it's still you. ❤️

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School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored

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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.

Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.

Aiden: I'm a Virgo!

Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.

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Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME

Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?

Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Taylor: And...?

Logan: He got Aiden.

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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?

Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?

Everyone:

Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.

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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Logan: Aiden, no.

Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.

Logan: Please stop encouraging him.

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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tyler: You’re a hazard to society

Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Aiden: Smad.

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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?

Aiden: I'm depressed.

Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.

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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?

Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Logan: How am I supposed to know?

Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.

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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.

Ashlyn: Try again.

Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.

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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Tyler: You did WHAT–

Ben: William Snakespeare

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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Aiden: edible

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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!

Aiden: How are you feeling?

Ashlyn: Fine.

Taylor: Something personal!

Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?

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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Logan: If?

Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.

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Logan: We need a distraction.

Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Aiden, whispering: My time has come

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Tyler: Where are you going?

Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Tyler: I'll come with

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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain

Jacob (shop owner): Can you?

Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.

Tyler, sighing: What did you do?

Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE

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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.

Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.

Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.

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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?

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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone

Ashlyn: I’ll call

Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Aiden: Hello?

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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.

Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much

Taylor: You’ve been to jail?

Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.

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Mike: You love me, right?

Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Ashlyn: Okay

Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.

Ashlyn: The-

Ashlyn: The scary parts?

Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?

Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Taylor: I KNEW IT-

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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Mike: So what’s for dinner?

Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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That's all for today!

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i would love if, instead of them finding a way to get to their parents in real life, one day they just opened a door in the Phantom Dimension and Mike Banner is punching a phantom till it turns into goop while Emma immobilize it

And the other parents are just looking at it horrified

i NEED to see them go batshit in the phantom dimension. if they cant be happy, then i hope they'll be the phantoms's nightmare

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i feel like either logan or aiden would drop the most random facts mid-conversation. and i mean like disturbing facts. aiden probably would do it on purpose to mess with the gang, but for logan it would be facts about nature (mostly plants) and he wouldn't even mean for it to be disturbing. with aiden theyre all used to his shenanigans but when logan starts saying creepy facts about plants theyre all a little alarmed at first.

logan: did you know that theres a plant that if you barely even touch it you can experience excruciating pain that can remain for a year or longer?

the gang: .....

aiden: *slowly puts down the mutated plant he found* (theyre in the phantom dimension btw)