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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: You bought a taco?
Gina: Yes.
Amy: From the truck that hit Charles?
Gina: Well me starving isn't gonna help him
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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: I put us all in a rank system so you all would care about your jobs
Jake: What's my rank?
Amy: Second after me cause of all the cases you solve
Rosa: Wait, what's mine then?
Amy: Third
Rosa: What?! Why?!
Amy: Too volatile
Rosa: BULLSHIT
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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: Lets play a game to get to know each other better
Amy: Two truths and one lie! It'll be fun!
Rosa: Lie
Amy: I haven't started yet
Amy: I know you guys probably think this is lame -
Rosa: Truth!
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noine-noine 4 years
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Jake: You know what they say
Jake: "Broken bones may break my bones, but they will never hurt me."
Rosa: They don't say that because it's not true and it doesn't make sense
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noine-noine 4 years
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Charles: The firefighters don't respect us! And if we let their words penetrate us, we are giving them power.
Jake: Okay, not a good reason to use the word penetrate
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noine-noine 4 years
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Criminal: You'll run away if you're smart
Jake: WELL IM NOT!
Jake: Running away I mean
Jake: I am smart
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noine-noine 4 years
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Jake: I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?
Amy: The good news
Jake: It is unlikely that I will ever, ever, do it again
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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Jake: I never said anything about accents.
Jake: ... Can you do any?
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noine-noine 4 years
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Rosa: I'm having feelings again
Rosa: Like some kind of 14 year old child
Rosa: You remember feelings right?
Amy: Yes I have feelings every single day of my life
Rosa: Really?
Amy: ... Are you saying you don't have feelings?
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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: This is not going to work
Jake: Why didn't you say so before?
Amy:
Amy: I DID say so before!
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noine-noine 4 years
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Terry: All right now, Jake pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute
Jake: Why? Are you in a hurry? Is there an emergency?
Terry: No, I was referring to your short attention span
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noine-noine 4 years
Conversation
Holt: Peralta, a word?
Jake: Balloon!
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noine-noine 4 years
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noine-noine 4 years
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Jake: Whens the last time I ever asked you for anything?
Rosa: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it
Jake: Okay, when's the last time I ever asked you for anything that wasn't a medical emergency?
Rosa: Yesterday. You asked me to look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it
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noine-noine 4 years
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Charles: I made tea
Rosa: I don't want tea
Charles: It's for me
Rosa: So then why are you telling me
Charles: Its a conversation starter
Rosa: A lousy one
Charles: Is it? We're conversing. checkmated
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noine-noine 4 years
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Jake: I'm done being careful
Amy: I'm sorry
Amy: Are you saying you WERE being careful up until now?
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noine-noine 4 years
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Amy: We're trying to teach Jake Spanish but he's terrible at it
Jake: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada
Rosa: You just told us you're pregnant
Charles: Congratulations, you're glowing!
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