notcorrectbrooklyn99

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

"Tell me, is being stupid a profession, or are you simply gifted?"

Holt to Wuntch, probably

#while we're here what happened to that devil toad?? #source: unknown #raymond holt #madeline wuntch

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

hello! you may have noticed I have been gone... for a while...

i'll just say it straight - I've been having a hard time at school and with myself. I’ve been trying to make myself more orderly, and I quit tumblr. but i love this blog and I want to keep it going.

please forgive me for the absence. I’ve been working hard on a webtoon and an album, trying to do the things I love. I also can’t actually access this blog at school, so it might not be very quick, but I'll try!

thank u. ily all

- Ace

#ace speaks #not a quote

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Amy: Hey, babe, could you help me out? I’m fundraising for a new classroom in the preschool down the road and I was wondering if you wanted to buy something.

Jake: Aw, Ames, I’m not sure... I don’t have a lot of money right now...

Amy: It’s tubs of cookie dough.

Jake: I’ll take four.

#jake x amy #amy santiago #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #jake peralta #peraltiago

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Amy: Ugh. Why do they call it beauty sleep when I always look awful after sleeping?

Jake: Because you don’t, babe. You’re lying to yourself.

#who said this just had to be a funny blog #il peraltiago sappiness #jake x amy #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #also im back!!! back to normal now friends

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

I’m pretty sure these are quotes from the show, because they are perfect?

thank yooooou :D

#ace speaks #not a quote #i love u guys

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

MY NAME IS ACE TOO LETS BE FRIENDS!!

YES HELLO FELLOW ACE ILYSM

#ace speaks #not a quote

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Terry: Jake, did you bring any games for movie night?

Jake: Yes! I brought Connect Four, Guess Who, two jigsaws and a bundle of cables.

Rosa: Cables?

Jake: Well, they sort of came with everything else in my drawer, and I thought we could try untangling them for fun.

#jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #terry jeffords #rosa diaz #source: cabin pressure #i think

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

I dunno why, but I always find it funny/strange when I come across a B99 incorrect quotes blog, just because B99 original quotes usually get used a lot for other fandom incorrect quotes blogs (I love your blog btw!)

I know!! It’s weird as hell but I like it, there’s something funny to me about making comedy of comedy. Also thank you!!!! X

#ace speaks #not a quote

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Rosa: *sets fire to clothespile* and just like that, laundry is done.

#rosa diaz #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn 99

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Bsjwlwjwbdbdnr f. Hey?

Anon I may not understand you but hello as well.

#ace speaks #not a quote #this is the strangest message ive ever had #what does it m e a n???

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Wow your blog is amazing!

Thank you so much!!!

#not a quote #ace speaks

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Jake: I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. What a stupid age I am!

#jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #source: the good place

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Jake: You're late.

Rosa: I wasn’t even going to come, count yourself lucky.

#rosa diaz #jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #source: power drama

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Charles: They're tiny mints that live in a plastic coffin.

Terry: I said, 'let's talk tactics'.

#charles boyle #terry jeffords #terry crews #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #this made me laugh so hard when i first saw it idkw

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Girl: Oh, I'm so glad you're good! I'm always worried about meeting people from the internet, I'm always worried they'll be a serial killer, you know?

Rosa: Oh, yes! Hahaha. Define 'serial'.

#rosa diaz #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Jake: Cleaning is fun, and easy!

Amy: ...you just dumped all of your trash onto my desk.

#well they wouldnt really but i just thought it would work #like before they got married #because this is literally my no 1 ship and i write stories #jake x amy #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Rosa: I love piñatas, actually.

Jake: Why? Is it because they're fun?

Rosa: I guess. I also love the fact that it means you get to hit something and people like you for it.

#rosa diaz #jake peralta #incorrect brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #source: power drama