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2014

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girls will "🥺🥺🥺🥺" their way out of everything

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one of the most important things ive learned from upper level biology education so far is that dna isnt the god-like all-powerful beacon of similarity between all living beings on the face of the earth as high school science textbooks will lead u to believe but actually is, in fact, the molecular equivalent of a smoldering dumpster fire that’s in a constant state of chaos and cellular scandal like some highlights: 

-the parts of dna that just casually detach on a physical level from the main strand, do some sick skateboard tricks in the cytoplasm, and land somewhere else with 43552342 copies

-the parts that would do A Thing if they wern’t physically spooled up so tightly that the Make Thing Happen machinery couldnt get to them

-the dna thats in ur mitochondria bc the mitochondria used to be a bacteria that our bigger, buffer cellular ancestors just vored in the primordial ooze 

-the dna that’s in chloroplasts in plants for the same reason

-rna….bitches be crazy like what is she gonna do next?? o she gonna act like a protein now and do shit?? im on the edge of my seat 

-sometimes u just gotta make more chromosomes man like sometimes u just be hanging out and u gotta make ur genome 64 sizes larger and then change ur mind only 100,000 years later and delete half of it and thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth

-random shit from like 5 BCE is just casually left over everywhere like no susan i told u to leave that gene alone we might need it to fight dinosaurs again u just never know!!!!!

dna is earth’s biggest and brightest train wreck and honestly i wouldnt trust a dna molecule to water my plants let alone run my body but here we fucking are 

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Saturn and Neptune by Voyager II

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i cant with this pain called “i hate online classes”

#onlineclasses #online #coronavirus #covid19 #college #university #healthcareer #icant

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Behind the scenes photos from The Haunting Of Hill House (2018)

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Behind the scenes photos from The Haunting Of Hill House (2018)

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i’ll never forget when kelley was asked by that reporter if having lesbians in the locker room was weird and she was like no :) and we were like “wow ms kelley said gay rights” then she kissed her girlfriend after the final and we were like “wow ms kelley IS gay rights”

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Alright, that’s more like it. Shrek and Donkey on another whirlwind adventure!

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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Margot Robbie Pushes Her Limits While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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Bonus:

Quarantine Moodboard: LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

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“does ANYONE actually like this character?”

yes. yes, they do. i know. that’s a shock. let it sink in a moment. someone likes something you don’t. someone enjoys a character that you do not. this person may or may not have reasons for liking this character and it’s not really any of your business why or how they like them now is it

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if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me

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my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore