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Once July 4th passes, it's Halloween to me.
Lindsay Jones
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Guys don't go making me the best player on the team, that's bad.
Gavin Free
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It's the Big Bang, not the Big Build!
Gavin Free
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It turns out you've made a very complex gun that just kills people, you may as well have just used a gun.
Gavin Free
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Alfredo: I am dominating Gavin, it says.
Gavin: Wish you wouldn't.
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They don’t care where you came from, just where you are. Something something Cotton Eye Joe.
Jeremy Dooley (via outofcontextrtahquotes)
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God is trying to flush me!
Geoff Ramsey
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If he lies to us about the cheese, we will take him out at the knees.
Trevor Collins
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If you lie to me, I'll pull out your nails through your eye sockets.
Trevor Collins
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Matt: Well, let's see about you then. What's in this?
Trevor: Do you even want to know is the question?
Matt: ... That's why I asked. I don't just ask pointless questions. I'm not some type of lawyer.
Trevor: You look of a man of pointless questions.
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Can you launch just a raw body?
Trevor Collins
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hello I have once again phased back into life/posting quotes. I just wanted to also say I WILL be adding more Red Web quotes to this as well once I continue listening to the podcast... which I cannot do until my spotify unfucks itself. right now it just plays continuous looping ads before podcasts so I can’t listen to any podcast. good news is, at least there’s a slim chance any of you will ever get spoiled of a red web episode by me since the next one on my list is uuhhh *checks list* there’s no number. (the Zodiac Killer episode is the next one for me) considering checking out the other podcasts some of the dudes do and posting them too. love y’all <3 edit: man I’d be around way more if this site ever fixes its coding so it doesn’t absolutely chomp at my CPU. I need so many upgrades.
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The North Pole's not that hard to find, just walk up.
Michael Jones
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Tell me what to do one more time and I'm gonna left-click all over you.
Trevor Collins
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Michael: You're looking at a former dead guy! You wanna join the team!? C'mere, you RAT. C'mere you fuckin' rat, you wanna join the dead team? Get over here, I've got a diamond sword!
Matt: He should not have punched you.
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Geoff: What's 7 times 6?
Gavin: ... 20.
Michael and Jeremy: Nailed it.
Geoff: is that right?
Gavin: How was that?
Geoff: What's 7 times 6?
Trevor: The smartest Achievement Hunter.
Geoff: Anyone?
Gavin: 21.
Jack: 42.
Geoff: Is 7 times 6, 42?!
Jeremy: It's 42!
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Jeremy: You left Matt's body in the doorway.
Lindsay: It's a Welcome Matt.
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