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I was rewatching Black Panther and Couldn’t help but notice the look on M’baku’s face when Okoye stepped in front of the charging Rhino!!!

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my favourite thing about the marvel universe is how much

EVERYONE LOVES SPIDEY

DONT FUCK WITH SPIDEY, DONT TOUCH HIM OR YOULL GET THE WHOLE OF NEW YORK ON YOUR ASS (and the rest of the real world)

HE HELPS OLD LADIES CROSS THE ROAD AND RESCUES CATS FROM TREES AND GIVES TOURIST DIRECTIONS TO THE BEST HOTDOG STAND AND MAKES LITTLE KIDS SMILE AT THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTIES

BUT HE ALSO GOES TO SPACE AND HELPS DEFEAT THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ALL WHILE BEING IN HIGHSCHOOL AND STILL HAVING TO GET HIS HOMEWORK IN THE NEXT MORNING

anyway peter parker is the human incarnation of pureness don’t touch him

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Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson  for Variety Studio: Actors on Actors

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you get drunk and miss your ex, I get drunk and miss Iron Man. we are not the same.

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Endless List Of Specific Infuriating Things Tom Hiddleston Has Said

“Diaphragmatic attack”

“Fractious”

“Constructs of magic”

“Cultural inheritance”

“Narcissistic self-glorification”

“May I call you ‘Bob?’”

The “fabric of Americana is exotic”

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HC: stabby the roomba (if you don’t know what that is, google it and enjoy the inanity). who among the avengers/spideyfam would be responsible for its creation, and what hijinks would ensue

•  OKAY SO WE ALL KNOW WHO WOULD ATTACH A KNIFE TO A ROOMBA. ONLY ONE PERSON. LIKE THERE IS NO ONE ELSE. WE KNOW.

WE KNOW.

•  Now, would Loki spend hours poking this Stark Industries™ Roomba, concerned and confused and skeptical? Yes! Would he attack it at first, thinking it was some sort of witchcraft?? YES!!!

•  But after someone (probably Tony, as he begrudgingly fixes all the damage Loki caused) explains it’s pretty much harmless, Loki takes a liking to it. He gives it a name, probably something violent

loki, squatting in front of the Roomba: hello little Bloodaxe… who shall we be murdering today…. little GutSpiller… WifeKiller…… The Slaughterer—

peter, scooping the Roomba up and kissing the top of it: hello itty bitty Emily…. baby baby Emily

loki, quietly: this is also acceptable

•  Then he sees it bump into people. Like at a team meeting, the Roomba just skrrts across the room, bumping into people’s ankles, and everyone kinda steps around it. Peter totally apologizes to it. “Omg Emily no I’m so sorry I hit you!!! by all means, pass through.”

•  Loki thinks, she is harmless now but….

•  He tapes knives or those lil buzzer things to the Roomba

I mean… imagine

peter: alright, I heard about a potential attack—

Roomba: *runs into peter’s ankle* *shocks him* bzzz!!

peter: *leaps onto the ceiling* whAT WAS THAT

loki, trying not to laugh:

•  He eventually puts a knife on it, but I think he’d pretty quickly take it off. Because let’s face it, if it hit Peter, either May and Tony and Pepper and every adult in a three mile radius would kill him, or he’d feel so bad he’d take it off. Depends on who finds the bleeding Peter first.

•  They would eventually start sending messages via Roomba. Like a carrier pigeon. Carrier Roomba. Except Roombas are pretty slow…

tony, in the sticky note he put on Emily the Carrier Roomba: hello Peter dinner is ready— it’s Italian!

peter: oh! okay!! *scoops up Emily the Carrier Roomba* *runs downstairs* wait where’s dinner??

tony: oh you finally got my message! it took her a while to make her way to your room! we finished eating two hours ago

peter: w h a t ?

peter, looking down at Emily the Carrier Roomba: you hecking traitor I wanted my garlic knots dammit

•  Anyway despite her slowness as a Carrier Roomba, Emily is 100% a part of the family

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thor: why are you naked?

val: i... don’t have any clothes...

thor, opening valkyries closet: you have a lot of clothes. like this shirt, these jeans, this coat, hi carol, oh and this sweater

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Okay I know this is just meant to be a shitpost, but what I love about it is that what if it’s true??

What if Loki did tell Thanos there were only 6 of them?

What if Loki outlined all of the weaknesses of each Avenger, catalogued their moments of poor defence, and told Thanos the best way to play them all?

What if Loki did all that knowing damn well that Thanos would focus on just them? What if Loki knew all along that the Avengers would pull together every last good guy on the planet (and some surrounding ones) at the final hurdle and take Thanos down?

He might have been on Thanos’ team for a bit, but Loki did it all - and gave it all - for the right cause. ❤️

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steve: i’m an ameriCAN not an ameriCANT

bucky, watching steve lie to the us army for the 6th time: ok but you amerishouldn’t

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tony: i feel sad

peter: WAIT i have emotional jumper cables.. i’ll boost you, just attach like so..

tony: this is just a hug

peter, ignoring him: is it working?

tony [smiling]: yeah.

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tony: i am literally so mad at you right now. there’s nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

peter: but, mr stark

tony: no it’s ok kid, i forgive you

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harley: TONY, PETER WEBBED MY HANDS

tony: what? peter i told you to stop doing that-

peter: he told me he thinks toilet paper should face the wall, you wanted me to let him just get away with it?

#tony stark #spider man #peter parker #ironman #irondad #harley x peter #ironson #incorrect marvel quotes

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water man: [destroying europe]

nick fury: webs. yes webs that should do the trick

#spider man #nick fury #incorrect ffh quotes #mysterio x spider man

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peter: why does the sun come up in the morning?

peter: why is the earth round

peter: what do i do at the stark internship?

peter: there’s just some questions we’re not supposed to know the answers to

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lmfao imagine being talented i could never

LINK: https://youtu.be/qahTBD5pv7o

Heyo! I wrote a little song for Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes! 

I decided to re-do the song again, as I wasn’t happy with the first version. Here is a redone version of the song and I hope you like it! 

Thank you again to: @merlinthegryffindor | @blueboltkatana | @buckyshairography | @l-didnt-lose-sammys-shoe | @midnightbarnes | @superwhoavengelock-etc reblogging the first one. I love you all.