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rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye
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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS (2023) 1x01, ""I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher"
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
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like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
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Kate Sharma & Anthony Bridgerton | Bridgerton Inej Ghafa & Kaz Brekker | Shadow and Bone
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SHADOW AND BONE  ↳book > screen
Kaz knew the instant he made his mistake. They’d all known it might come to this. He should have trusted his crew. His eyes should have stayed trained on Van Eck. Instead, in that moment of threat, when he should have thought only of the fight, he looked at Inej. And Van Eck saw it.” - Six of Crows
"And what's yours?" Kaz thought of the moment on Vellgeluk that had nearly cost him everything. “I’m a cripple. That’s my tell. No one’s ever smart enough to look for the others.” - Crooked Kingdom
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mens hips exist purely for grabbing . masters thesis
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SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME – MORE FUN STUFF VERSION dir. Jon Watts | 2021
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🦇✨ NATASIA DEMETRIOU as NADJA OF ANTIPAXOS in WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS ✨🦇
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