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Tony’s lawyer, reading Tony’s will: “…and to Harold Hogan, I leave behind my fatherly responsibilities-” wait. Wait hold on sorry there’s got to be some sort of mistake-

Happy, crying: there isn’t

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hey pete! how’s life? :) hope you’re not breaking any more bones. Aunt May worries enough on her own!

Life is pretty good! Definitely staying safe. May will kill me if I break another bone!

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Hey Peter, just wanted to say hi and check how everything's going with the Stark internship! (P.S, you're really cool 😊👌)

Hey! The internship is just great! I love it so much and Mr. Stark is super great. (P.S. you’re really cool too)

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How’s school?Anyone giving you trouble?

Just Flash, but I’m sure I can handle it!

#peter parker #spiderman #spidey #spider man #marvel mcu #MCU

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PETER YOU DID IT, YOU'RE BACK IN THE MCU

HECK YEAH I DID!

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All women are

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Gotta say Mr. Toomes, that wasn’t very cash money of you.

#peter parker #spiderman #marvel #mcu #spider man #spiderman: homecoming #the vulture #adrian toomes

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Happy video game day peter and my question to you is do you prefer Nintendo or Sega?

That’s a hard question! I think I’m going to have to say Nintendo.

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Great job keeping that secret!!

Since I invented the Stark Internship as a cover story for Peter to use when he's out superhero-ing, I've had a bunch of other kids apply for it.

So I guess that's a thing we do at SI now.

#peter parker #tony stark #post reply

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Today I learned that spiders are allergic to peppermint. Don’t ask how.

#peter parker #spiderman #marvel #mcu #spider man

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The mcu has to do with how you met the Avengers, along with a lot of other people. But! Something could still work out so you can stay in it, I hope! So try not to worry too much yet?

Awe, but I want to stay with the avengers! They’re like my family! No fair, I’m not leaving.

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im so sorry they are making you leave mcu :( ..but atleast you are alive ..

Well that’s true! Being alive is nice.

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First peter, language Secondly the MCU, its gonna be a little weird to explain this to you Third, the reason why you had to leave is between marvel and Sony but don't worry they'll work something out...hopefully. Also if you wondering who marvel and Sony is, well explain that to you eventually

Im sure I can understand whatever that all means! Also I didn’t /technically/ curse so WTF coulda meant watch the flamingos!

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Wtf is an MCU and why do I have to leave it?

#peter parker #spiderman #marvel #mcu #spider man #sony #disney

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Hey! This is not a question just a statement. You ARE the best and you can’t change my mind! UwU

Awe, thanks so much! I’m definitely not the best though, but I appreciate you thinking it.

#peter parker #spiderman #marvel #mcu #spider man

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Hi peter I got a question, I'm starting my new year as a senior tomorrow for high school and I'm actually nervous. Got any tips for me on how I can make it through this year?

Just try your best to be your own person without caring about what others think! Focus on your grades, your physical health, and most importantly, your mental health. Stick close to friends and have fun! You’ll be fine and I’m sure you’ll have an amazing year! (Oh, and stay away from Flash. He’s a real jerk.)

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Thanks so much d- , you’re the best! I’m eternally grateful! You have saved yet another life today.

It’s weird that there are no google answers for how to convince superhero that homework is also important.

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