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What.

#thank god it’s not just me lol #please give us the old one back #orange???? ORANGE?????? bestie tumblr’s whole thing is blue… that’s like…. its thing

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which one of the worst famous tumblr posts are you

this is my first uquiz please enjoy

#I GOT THE COLOR OF THE SKY POST #fuck you /j #this is my thirteenth reason #literally hate that post #i’m basic in that I hate that post #would fist fight it no question #thank god for the new tumblr feature where it shortens longer posts so I never have to scroll through it again #anyway this result made me insecure about myself /hj

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another sexy uquiz folks this time it's which greek god would you take as a lover?

#hades #don’t know how I feel #if hades was a woman????? absolutely #but as a man??? #gods don’t REALLY have gender anyway so i’ll take it #warily

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my dentist: *says I have no cavities*

me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in dentist, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

#alternatively: the dentists start whispering to each other and you are filled with dread #not marvel

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after watching both no way home and multiverse of madness, I’ve come to be of the (controversial) opinion that the mcu should avoid multiverse plots. not because the plots themselves are bad, but because so much of the plot revolves around cameos. the actual plot takes a backseat to the temporary — and ultimately inconsequential — introduction of fan-favorite characters. cameos are fine (and a certain number of cameos are to be expected in popular series!) but you reach a point where you’ve reduced your series to nostalgic call-backs, and imo the multiverse plot lines are really accelerating the mcu’s descent into that

#please don’t come at me #if you like the cameos that’s cool! #and the idea of using the multiverse in movies is really cool!!! but. they’re not using it because its a cool idea; they’re using it to— #make money and pander to fans with cameos #like what was the point of all those heroes in the illuminati universe #agent carter!! cool!! alternate universe captain marvel!!! also cool!!! #but they didn’t contribute to the story at all. they literally all just died. #those could have been any random people #the mcu isn’t using the multiverse to come up with cool plots theyre using it to get the momentary shock value #anyway. like I said I think multiverse plots could be cool!! but the cameos reach a point where they’re just kinda cringy #don’t come at me with Its Always Been Like That!!! either pls :’) #I’m aware that call-backs are common and often times enjoyable!! i’m just saying they’re using the multiverse plots to get even lazier #delete later #at least if I get a lot of hate for this which I think I might :’) #mcu #marvel

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peter: I HAVE GOOD NEWS MR. STARK

peter: why the fuck isn’t coconut mall in Mario Kart 8

tony, crying: peter, please, I don’t know what the fuck that means

#reblog #source: me #source: original #peter parker #tony stark #iron man #spiderman #irondad and spiderson #mcu #now i’m demanding funky kong

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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Did it hurt?

When you fell from the monkey bars?

#yes actually #I broke my arm #having flashbacks to kindergarten rn #broke my arm four times

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me when familial love

why did I think I could listen to abba’s Slipping Through My Fingers without crying

#lines that get me: #the feeling that i’m losing her forever without ever really entering her world #that funny little girl #then when she’s gone there’s that old melancholy feeling and a sense of guilt I can’t deny #actually. all of the lines. I just. guhhh crying sobbing throwing up

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why did I think I could listen to abba’s Slipping Through My Fingers without crying

#i’m in a car for a road trip and i’m trying not to sob WHY is this song so sad #why did I choose this song #but it’s so good #not marvel #delete later

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almost time

#it’s that time of year again #not marvel

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Wait wait your bio says mcu uh

Spider-Man mcu and Ned 👍👍

I say wasted potential for peter because of no way home… especially the ending :’) also they are both just little guys :]

#they can share the handbag I carry them in #also it’s cool that you sent an ask for into the spiderverse too!! i’ve seen it and I liked it :D #mcu #marvel #peter parker #ned leeds #spiderman #centimeter-tries-to-communicate #ask parky

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For character opinion bingo

Miles morales Spiderman and spider Gwen from into the spider verse :)

the movie was very good so I don’t know why I didn’t hyperfixate on it!!!!! i’m not as mentally ill about these two but I think they are neat :]

#seriously have no idea why I didn’t hyperfixate on it #it’s got the found family dynamic that I love #I think maybe I was hyperfixating on something else when I first watched it so it didn’t latch on #next time I have no hyperfixation maybe i’ll rewatch it LMAO #maybe then i’ll adopt it #also when I first watched the movie…… gwen ❤️❤️❤️ #mcu #marvel #miles morales #spiderman #spider gwen #ask parky #centimeter-tries-to-communicate

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Send me a character and I’ll give you some of my thoughts on them!

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#yeah #it sure is

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#no this was literally me @ my roommate #I made them watch the first one so they would be prepared #I unironically love both sonic movies #I know they are cheesy and have cops hands but……… found family……….. and they sorta just. forget he’s a cop in the second #they said Nah Nevermind hes just a guy now #i’m so excited for the next movie #no one come for me I can’t take criticism #ace attorney #not marvel

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peter: Mr. Stark?

tony: yeah?

peter: is Mr. Black Panther.... a furry...?

tony: what’s a furry—

peter: OKAY NEVERMIND

peter: Mr. Stark?

tony: yeah?

peter: is Mr. Black Panther.... a furry...?

tony: I—

#alternate timeline #source: original #avengers #mcu #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson