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#tom and jerry #poll #not mine

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#dung beetle #frog #insect #not mine #hate and destruction

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a herd of oribatid mites thunders across the green plain of a watermelon rind

they are this big —> .

#orbatid mite #mite #insect #not an insect but I tag it like that #not mine

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Pūkeko - 2020

#pukeko #bird #not mine

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The edges of an overstuffed manila folder are steadily pockmarked from the sweaty, shifting fingers of nervous recent Harvard graduate stumbling down the labyrinthian halls of a ludicrously well-funded USA think tank whose sole purpose is to generate contingency plans for when any possible combination of heads of state marry one another. If he plays his cards right, he can seize a prized position in this institution with a potentially earthshattering new postulate: polygamy.

#continuing to post incoherently in formal tone and grammar in hopes it contaminates serious and important generative outputs #shitpost #politics

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The same way Wat Tambor knew Darth Plagueis and Darth Sidious were the same people as Hego Damask and Sheev Palpatine, but didn't see this as important or bother to tell anyone because it doesn't affect his personal goals, I think it would be really funny if Jul Tambor knew Darth Vader was the same person as Anakin Skywalker, but also didn't see this as important or bother to tell anyone because it doesn't affect his personal goals.

#star wars #wat tambor #darth plagueis #darth sidious #darth vader #jul tambor

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#food #not mine

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#zebu #cow #not mine #the skin beast

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#green moray #fish #food #animal death #not mine

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Adding Bulletproof butter coffee to the list of luxury novelty foods that soared upon a massive wave of hype in the 2010s before people realised you could just buy the component ingredients and mix them yourself.

Also many substances in lemon, pepper, onion, and probably everything else filtered by those oysters are lethally poisonous to marine life so no wonder Joffrey Dubault's project failed. The main purpose of posting this is to ensure that this is the sole Google search result for "Joffrey Dubault" for the past year. I will keep his legacy of fiscally and morally poor business decisions alive.

Thinking about Joffrey Dubault, the guy who tried to flavor live oysters by making them filter raspberry extract until they tasted like raspberries and appeared in so many food and finance websites in 2017 that I’m convinced he bribed them. I don’t know what happened to him, but apparently this idea bombed so hard that “flavored oysters dubault” turns up literally 0 Google search results for the past year. At least the oysters are safe now.

#food

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Essence of Feed All You Fuckers

#yakuza #like a dragon #midcentury octopus man #tianyou zhao #not mine

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Describe the deciding factors in the tags.

For the sake of parity, I am classifying every location where exercise is habitually done as a gym, including swimming pools, hiking trails, dog parks, sports fields, chairs you do low impact sitting workouts on, unmarked patches of floor you do situps on, signs you try to jump and hit, cracks you go out of your way to avoid stepping on, animals you pick up and spin around, dance studios, yoga mats of uncertain provenance, school gyms, neighborhoods you walk around, people who physically exhaust you, mirrors you practice TikTok dances in front of, weird tiles you always jump over, balconies you always wave at, and any other location where you move around with no other goal aside from moving around.

#poll #gym #creepy #wet #exercise

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#cinamoroll #death grips #sanrio #not mine

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Describe the deciding factors in the tags.

Edit: For the sake of parity, I am classifying every location where exercise is habitually done as a gym, including swimming pools, hiking trails, dog parks, sports fields, chairs you do low impact sitting workouts on, unmarked patches of floor you do situps on, signs you try to jump and hit, cracks you go out of your way to avoid stepping on, animals you pick up and spin around, dance studios, yoga mats of uncertain provenance, school gyms, neighborhoods you walk around, people who physically exhaust you, mirrors you practice TikTok dances in front of, weird tiles you always jump over, balconies you always wave at, and any other location where your primary goal is moving around.

#gym #creepy #wet #poll #it's a tiny glass cube on the roof #everyone in a 5 mile radius can see you inside #unless you are alone the farthest you can be from another person is like 2.5 meters #fitness #workout #exercise

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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#I heard it's only available for nitro subscribers #discord #poll #not mine

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“NASTY KNIGHT” -

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (SIMS - Game Gear - 1994) 

#nasty knight #power rangers #rita repulsa #not mine

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Pay $5000 for a weekend of fluorescent orange grease at the Star Wars hotel.

#star wars #food