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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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#mecore #not spn #i was bored

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You underestimate my ability to flail and export the beverage like a hyperactive, unattached garden hose.

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#not spn #i'll have a queue please bob

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Attention. She’s so far down the rabbit hole, she's achieving cognitive dissonance.

Her world view because of her entrenched Terfism has reached the point of drinking the cool aid.

This is fascinating for two reasons.

1. They haven’t actually apologised for anything. She’s pre-emptively rejecting an apology that they have no intention of giving.

2. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are extremely well-liked. A lot of people are more attached to them in their roles as they are to the actual characters in the books.

What does JK Rowling gain by coming out with this?

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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Cherry blossom axolotl 🌸

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#either jungle book or the incredible journey

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Not to be that person, but any stealth obtained riding a bike is gonna be cancelled out by the armour...

...that shit sounds like an explosion in a saucepan factory with every movement...

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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Do yourselves a favour and read this. It’s really, really well written Demon!Dean.

Summary

Dean slips the bounds of the Bunker and leaves. He wasn’t lying when he told Sam he liked the disease. Betrayed by Crowley — hunted by his Brother — Dean hits the road. He doesn’t intend on getting caught again.

Tags

Dean POV, Demon!Dean, Season 10 divergent, fake identity, Lots of OCs, So many OCs, Migration, Farm Work, casual racism, attempted assault, Somewhat unreliable narrator, Dean is a few shades short of a good guy

Read on AO3

Excerpt :

The dungeon was the same temperature as the rest of the bunker, slightly humid but not cold. Sam hadn’t turned off the lights as he’d stormed off. He probably thought it was kindness.

Dean pulled at the ropes tying him to the chair, rubbing them back and forth against the frame. It gave him something to focus on other than the noises of the bunker at large that he’d never noticed as a mortal. Creaks and groans as it built subtle sounds in layers: wards fighting off detection spells, invocations of incuriosity on the few people that drove by. The strain of keeping him in.

The blood coursed through him, ice cold under his skin, until the Mark would flare and fight it off. It was a bit like being a chew toy contested over by two massive beasts: wet and unpleasant. He could see the shimmering quality of the devil’s trap’s boundaries. They became more translucent with each dose of the cure.

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Meanwhile in the UK...

... the attack stoat.

As an Australian I love the whole "Australia is a death trap full of vicious deadly animals" cultural myth. Every place has some deadly animals in it who will fuck you over if you don't understand them; we're not more dangerous than anywhere else. BUT we get to look badarse by existing when people pretend we are. No downsides.

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Its been a while, but baby Dean

chalk brushes on black in photo shop

#Supernatural #pimentogirlcreations #dean winchester

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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fandom friendos who have long relied on Home of the Nutty for complete collections of screencaps from Supernatural:

per the letter on the site's homepage (the first link above), the site has finally grown too large for itself. if this is a resource you've never used before, just know it's been an essential part of my involvement with supernatural for well over a decade now. i use it frequently for reference purposes, since every episode is completely screencapped from beginning to end.

if you have used it, maybe go leave a comment in reply to the announcement. it's become too costly for them to maintain the vast collection of images they host, and intend to drastically reduce the number of shows and movies they keep archived. if keeping HotN (and keeping Supernatural on HotN) is important to you, please tell them now!

thanks all! <3

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#other people's art #misha collins #drawing #supernatural #castiel #spn fanart #spn

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He’s retrieving

#whos a clever boy #good doggie