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Something I've learned about Tumblr is that the longer you're here, the more likely it is that you'll learn of a user who has, entirely unbeknownst to you, been nursing an overwhelmingly powerful grudge against you for several years.
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onion not even doing satire at this point
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look at us being called a civilized website on other social media
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I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background.
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already there. i'm doing my part 🫡
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ROUND 1: NINA TUCKER (fullmetal alchemist) VS ALEXANDER TUCKER (Fullmetal Alchemist!)
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you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
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If you're getting rid of something and you insist on it going in the garbage instead of to someone who needs it, you're a monster. How is that even a controversial statement?
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