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puckfu · 6 years
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When I am having a big androgynous day and making everyone question their sexuality
u ever look so good that u know ur making ppl feel uncomfortable?
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puckfu · 6 years
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“how come you don’t listen to [boring ass band of men]??”
Me:
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the rain: makes that soft rain sound
me immediately:
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puckfu · 6 years
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Depends on who’s asking
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puckfu · 6 years
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as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.
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puckfu · 6 years
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I can’t believe this is canon
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puckfu · 6 years
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Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?
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puckfu · 6 years
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For inspiration reasons, here’s a list of actresses over 40 who can probably still kick our asses:
Kelly Hu (Age: 48)
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Linda Hamilton (Age: 60)
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Charlize Theron (Age: 41)
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Gina Torres ( Age: 47)
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Ming-Na Wen (Age: 52)
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Kate Beckinsale (Age: 43)
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Gwyneth Paltrow (Age: 44)
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Milla Jovovich (Age: 41)
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Jada Pinkett Smith (Age: 45)
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Michelle Yeoh (Age: 54)
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Lucy Lawless (Age: 48)
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Regina King (Age: 45)
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Lucy Liu (Age: 47)
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Helen Mirren (Age: 71)
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puckfu · 6 years
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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
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puckfu · 6 years
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As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.
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puckfu · 6 years
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tender & delicious gummy pasta
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puckfu · 6 years
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furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.
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puckfu · 6 years
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here’s the thing about adulthood-
you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on
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puckfu · 6 years
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Heartbreaking
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FINALLY!!!!  I’m so happy I was able to finish this in time for pride! I made a parasaurolophus and animated it. And then I deleted the animation… Woops. I was able to make a gif of the animation beforehand so it’s all good. Also I can make a walk-cycle in a day so it’s fine. I really want to use my tumblr more, so expect more of these ugly low-poly dinos XD.
Also, pride herd. My brain wouldn’t let me post this without a pride herd.
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puckfu · 6 years
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Big lick energy
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