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An excerpt from the trial of Elinor Crane, who was arrested in Middlesex in 1693 on suspicion of burglary. A witness claimed one of the burglars was a woman in men's clothing, and Elinor had previously been seen in the area dressed as a man.

"But the Court asking her why she went in Mans Apparel, the Prisoner replyed, She went to Wooe a Widow. Upon the whole Matter the Jury brought her in not Guilty."

(source: Old Bailey Proceedings: Accounts of Criminal Trials, April 26, 1693.)

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

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mental health benefits of dating a kon: beautiful bodacious badonkers to succ on

mental health benefits of dating a bart: that man will hold you and give you heatpats and tell you it gets better, and that’s all kon’s ever wanted on this bitch of an earth

#someone hug that damn nerd rn

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welcome to my podcast called "House's House" where i identify furniture used in the show House MD. house's chair in his office is of course an eames lounge chair + ottoman in a yellow corduroy upholstery, which seems to have been custom done for the set since they've never retailed it with that specific setup. at herman miller it goes for this:

which means that it would go for anywhere between $3,500 and $4,000 USD by the time house bought it. thank you. stay tuned for next week: rachel's vanity/mirror

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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dadchuck is everything to me

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This is my fav Hypnos I’ve ever drawn

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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this guy

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beware rookie on roller skates!!