queen-wisegurl

[queen-wisegurl]

PJO as Dream SMP*

Percy: In all honesty, I think I’d be a pretty bad shark (TommyInnit — Twitch/YouTube).

Percy, at the end of TLO: No one in this room, no one in the world, would possibly think you’re a bad person or make fun of your failures (Wilbur Soot — Twitch/YouTube).

Luke: Thank you (TommyInnit).

Percy: No one would laugh at you. You did really good (Wilbur Soot).

The Fandom: PHA HA HA, LOOK AT THIS LOSER! Oh my gods, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen (Technoblade)!

Camp Half Blood: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not the gods! Let’s go (Technoblade - YouTube).

Luke: Thinking about revenge (Technoblade - Twitter).

Leo: Just realized there’s nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp (Wilbur Soot — Twitter)

Percy: I am a woman stan (TommyInnit — Twitter)

Gaea, about Camp Half Blood: I’m the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans (Technoblade - Twitter/YouTube).

* Dream SMP is a popular and private Minecraft server with influencers such as Dream, GeorgeNotFound, TommyInnit, and Wilbur Soot. Some quotes have been modified to better fit the Riordanverse, and the credited influencer and social platform have been listed after each one.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #pjo/hoo #son of poseidon #leo valdez #luke castellan #the last olympian #camp jupiter #chb #minecraft #minecraft youtubers #mcytumblr #dream smp

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy: I ate a clock today. It was very... time consuming.

Annabeth: You did what?

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #son of poseidon #annabeth chase #daughter of athena #percabeth #chb #puns

[queen-wisegurl]

PJO x Among Us: How They Would Look

I’m aware that there are many similar posts, but I wanted to make my own version! :)

Percy: Blue or green with a beanie; with a pirate hat during October

Annabeth: White or yellow with a crown

Grover: Lime or green with a plant hat

Jason: Cyan or white with an angel halo; with wolf ears during October

Piper: Pink or purple with a backwards cap or the party hat

Leo: Orange or red with goggles

Frank: Red with the general hat or brown with the bear ears

Hazel: Purple or white with an angel halo; with a witch hat during October

Reyna: Purple or black with a mini crewmate

Nico: Black or blue with a safari hat

Will: Yellow or white with a stethoscope

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #frank zhang #hazel levesque #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #nico di angelo #will solace #among us

[queen-wisegurl]

Leo: I witnessed an attempted murder earlier today.

Piper: You what?!

Leo: Fortunately, only one crow showed up.

Piper:

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to parade.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #piper mclean #leo valdez #daughter of aphrodite #son of hephaestus #liper #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy in BotL

Percy: Does Mrs. O’Leary bite?

Quintus: No.

Percy: Then how does she eat?

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to short-funny.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #son of poseidon #daedalus and icarus #quintus #greek mythology #the battle of the labyrinth #chb #reference

[queen-wisegurl]

Drew: I’m such a wonderful sibling! Right, Piper?

Piper: Oh, is it Opposite Day?

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #piper mclean #drew tanaka #daughter of aphrodite #chb #reference

[queen-wisegurl]

Chiron: Can we all discuss something positive in our lives?

Annabeth: Protons are positively-charged subatomic particles that partially make up the nucleus of an atom.

Chiron: I mean... you’re not wrong.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #daughter of athena #chiron #science jokes #chb #protons

[queen-wisegurl]

Annabeth: Percy, I trust you more than anything.

Percy: No one has your back like Google Security does when you log in from a different device.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#not an ad #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #son of poseidon #daughter of athena #percabeth #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Jason, to Reyna: Some of the 7 used to taunt me with this lame song. It wasn’t even clever!

*flashback*

Piper and Leo: Four eyes! Four eyes! You need glasses to see!

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Sony Pictures Animation)

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #jason grace #son of jupiter #camp jupiter #reyna avila ramirez arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #daughter of bellona #piper mclean #daughter of aphrodite #leo valdez #son of hephaestus #jasper #jasiper #jiper #argo ii #cloudy with a chance of meatballs #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Jason: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight.

Piper: Really?

Jason: I don’t even know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it to... the death?

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Sony Pictures Animation)

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #jason grace #son of jupiter #camp jupiter #piper mclean #daughter of aphrodite #jasper #jasiper #jiper #cloudy with a chance of meatballs #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy: Hot diggity dog, he’s a frog!

Annabeth: What?

Percy: We’re characters in a children’s series. We’re not allowed to swear in dialogue.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #son of poseidon #annabeth chase #daughter of athena #percabeth #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy: What type of tea is the hardest to swallow?

Percy, looking directly at the PJO fan reading this textpost: Reality.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to parade.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #son of poseidon #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy: What has no body but has a nose?

Percy: Nobody nose!

Annabeth: Reverse Voldemort.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #son of poseidon #annabeth chase #daughter of athena #percabeth #harry potter #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Apollo: When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

Apollo: When the punchline is a parent!

Apollo Cabin:

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to redtri.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #apollo #greek mythology #apollo cabin #will solace #kayla knowles #austin lake #lee fletcher #michael yew #chb

[queen-wisegurl]

Nico: Did you get enough sleep? You look a bit dead.

Hazel: I’m literally dead. You know that.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #son of hades #hazel levesque #daughter of pluto #hades cabin #hades greek mythology #chb #jokes

[queen-wisegurl]

Piper: What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Leo: One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while.

Piper and Leo: *High fives*

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to parade.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #piper mclean #leo valdez #daughter of aphrodite #son of hephaestus #chb #the lost hero

[queen-wisegurl]

Percy: Knock knock!

The Olympians: Who’s there?

Percy: Tank.

The Olympians: Tank who?

Percy: You’re welcome.

My Instagram: @Queen_wisegurl

Original credit to parade.com

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #perseus jackson #son of poseidon #the last olympian #chb