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Hey whores. letting u know about the unfortunate passing of the other admin (meatloaf). choked on a vegan bratwuisk. We’d like privacy and nudes during this hard time. thank you
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Omg forgot to mention I’m (meatloaf) bisexual. And the other admin (the holy hooker) is a lesbian. Happy pride. I’m going to go eat some corn on the cob.
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i think brian may is demisexual #pride #gay
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wake up
zzzzz im asleep
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I eat glass and cabinet doors but only if they're white or tan (I like the crunch....)
This sounds like thinly veiled racism
Seek help
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I have 7 penises and I will not stop until that number grows. I'm only 2 behind father brian may. I gotta beat him.
I’m not a licensed therapist but I think the cure for you is to drink six energy drinks and lay in the road
At least that’s what I do
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Oh god can we PLEASE get an absolutely FILTHY Brian smut. Just make it damn sweaty and dirty and the WORST ✨✨!! Rough and needy with his gal after a gig where the lads have pissed him off or something. Make it as kinky as you like 👅💖💖💖💖💖💖
Clearly you did not do your homework
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Roger is so yummy yummy yum yum hihihihihiihhiihblbllbbllblblblblbljajajaajajajajajajajJajJajajajjaa!!?1?1!1?1?1?1!1!
why would you send this to me, a bible study group?
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pride<3 (brian may x reader)
it was june 9th (69 haha nice) and you were heading to your local pride parade. you were not gay, but you wanted to exploit gay people for some cute photos for instagram. cute! you were attending the pride parade with your best friend, roger taylor. roger was also NOT gay, and was drinking soup out of a can.
you arrived at the pride parade. you were hoping to find a sexiiiiiiii man there (you whore). but oh no! all the guys there were gay because this was a pride parade. who would appreciate your hot outfit (a nun costume with a hole cut out over the nipples) now?!?
then, you saw him. a tall, beautiful man. it was father brian harold may, the pastor at your local church. he was there to show support to the gay community, but was also NOT gay. there are no gay characters in this story despite it occurring at a pride parade. (a/n: i forgot to mention, i’m allowed to have no gay characters because i am gay).
brian harold may was 72 years old.
you beckoned him over lustfully. “hey....father,” you whispered.
“hey, hottie,” he said, licking your neck. he was an awful priest.
roger, still drinking soup, was deeply jealous of this. he secretly had feelings for you, and he HATED father brian harold may because of the time when he confessed to murder and father brian harold may broke the confidentiality of confession and told roger’s parents.
roger poured the remainder of his soup onto brian harold may’s luscious curly hair. “take that, slut” he said, nutting. however, roger was a fool. this only made you more attracted to the older man. you began wringing the soup out of his hair directly into your mouth.
roger began to cry. in all the commotion, no one noticed john deacon slithering up underneath your nun robes. in an act of devious mischief, he amputated your left leg.
“you SLUT” you said, ripping your robes off to reveal the criminal. (you were now naked).
roger taylor would not stand for this. he quickly began to hex john deacon. but he had forgotten one important thing...you were in the company of a MAN OF GOD.
father brian harold may briefly looked at your amputated leg with lust, then exorcised roger taylor (as priests do). “oh, brian,” you moaned. “exorcise me next”
“i don’t take orders from whores,” said father brian harold may, visibly aroused. he stabbed you once to establish dominance, snatching one of your eyes and placing it in the pocket of his robes. “i will see you at mass next sunday”
he disappeared into the mist. another successful pride!
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happy father brian harold may month everyone!! or “must nut may,” as it is commonly referred to in many communities
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the ghost of you </3 (brian may x reader)
it all started your freshman year of college. you were a smart and sexy student majoring in political science, and you cared deeply about politics. therefore, when a fellow student (john deacon) ran for mayor of your town, you had to intervene. he was a virgin, and, as everyone knows, you can’t be mayor if you are a virgin. you ran a smear campaign against him where you accused him of drug trafficking and killing jonbenet ramsey. he lost the election.
anyways, that’s just the backstory. basically john deacon lost his career and became a kleptomaniac. he had nothing to live for but petty crime. meanwhile, you met the love of your life, father brian harold may, at a local church sermon. he saw you in the congregation and immediately denounced the priesthood so he could marry you.
that was actually even more backstory. anyways, you are in your home that you share with father brian harold may. “hey sexy” he says, seeing you in the living room. “i love your new lime green mohawk. it’s making me very aroused.” (a/n: i forgot to mention, you have a new lime green mohawk)
“oh, father,” you said. “i love you passionately and tenderly.”
suddenly, there was a loud noise in the hall. it was john deacon, the local kleptomaniac, robbing your home!!! you and brian harold may ran to see what was going on and witnessed that little snake man knock over a candle onto the ground while he was stealing!! (a/n: i forgot to mention, your house is covered entirely in candles and large, flammable curtains)
your house soon burned to the ground while john escaped with all your possessions. brian harold may was quite out of shape, and was unable to escape and died in the fire. oh no! you had to put his ashes in a little urn.
you had no employable skills so you quickly had to find a new man to support you. this new man was ROGER TAYLOR, an English musician, best known as the drummer of the new wave music band Duran Duran from their inception until 1985, and again from 2001 onwards. Duran Duran have sold over 100 million records worldwide.
“roger,” you asked in a sexiiiii manner, “may i keep brian’s urn in our bed when we have sex?”
roger hated you and brian. “fine, bitch.” he said.
suddenly, there was a loud and powerful voice. “y/n, leave this man. it is i, your husband in the eyes of god. come to me, whore.” it was the ghost of father brian harold may!!! you nutted in excitement. your husband had returned!!!
before you could passionately kiss your husband(? exhuband? how does the law work with deceased ghost spouses?), roger taylor of duran duran decided to establish his dominance. he unhinged his jaw and poured brian’s ashes straight down his throat, consuming them whole.
brian’s ghost was gone, and soon after, you were later stolen by kleptomaniac john deacon. but thats another story <3
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queen wishes they had half of what bert mccracken and gerard way had :/
#stream the used and mcr's cover of under pressure...#the other admin said i could post my controversial opinion she just doesnt know what it is <3#this is only my take not hers <3#john deacon x reader
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send me $20 right now for five (5) feet pics serious offers only
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I just wanted to write you a letter about my undying love for you thanking you for making me laugh and cry at the same time but there isn't enough letters for this kind of public declaration in an ask. So just, I love you for what you do, this is genius. Pure genius. 👌🏽💕
Is this a marriage proposal? If so, sure why not I’m down
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