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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

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Do I particularly ship Deadpool and Wolverine? No. Do they need to fuck nasty on screen or else what's the point? Yes absolutely

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Coworker just saw me pull in and absolutely HOLLERED across the parking lot “NEW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE TRAILER DROPPED HAVE YOU SEEN IT”

They are My People (tm)

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that's certainly one way to try and fix the cinematic universe

(i do think it's hilarious and on brand for marvel and i want it to happen)

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Anyone else been thinking about the camraderie of Lightweavers and the stories they tell each other?

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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“all my comfort characters have killed someone at least once” is actually a statistical error. most of my comfort characters have never killed anyone. Murders Bill, who lives in the nightmare realm and has killed like 7 trillion people, is an outlier adn

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april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

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silly little abed. for icon

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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logged into tumblr on my work computer

ha ha ha ha ha ha

nothing will stop me now

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Dune Part 2 out of context

Paul: “somebody’s grandma died 9 moons ago?”

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he is waiting

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people can’t even sit back and appreciate some baldie nephew on baldie uncle action these days smh…