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ok but consider: no.

the female embodiment of Loki so yall can call me loki, lo, or kiki. i do have 3 other people living in my mind and they are all morons so theres that 2.

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoText

thelittlegit:

PSA PEOPLE

I just want to say that it is ok for people to personally not agree with the LGBTQ+ community, as long as their not homophobic about it. Theres a diffrence between the two. Its perfectly fine if sombody personally doesnt agree with it, aslong as their respectful about it. I personally am asexual and aromantic, and i have a gay friend and a straight friend. My straight friends religion is what the bible teaches, and because of that she personaly doesnt agree with it. But that doesnt mean she puts us down for it, tells us we’re wrong or is mean about it, THATS homophobic. Instead, shes respectful. Her religion doesnt mean we cant be friends, infact our little group is the closest friends we have. We just respect that she personally doesnt agree with it, and dont talk about that sort of stuff. Thats fine, we just talk about anything that isnt their love lives. She has no problem with us, or us being apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and we dont put her down for her religion. A homophobe is sombody that speaks their opinion about the community ALOT, and uses it to make others feel bad about it. There is a diffrence between a homophobic person and a person that personally and respectfully doesnt agree with it.

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoText

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justice-lesbian-streams:

dovabunny:

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

@little-euro-girl IM DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA

OK I GOOGLED THE FULL VIDEO AND IM FUCKING S C R E A M I N G YOU GUYS NEED TO SEARCH ‘how people rush b’ AND WATCH IT IM DYING ITS SO FUNNY TRUST ME

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoText

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

*shows up at your door on one knee with mc donalds and ben and jerrys ice cream* would you do me the honor….. of being my platonic partner?

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoText

ifijust-layhere:

owari26:

wolfsrainrules:

north-peach:

otterlyardent:

sterek-helinski:

justdrarryme:

azkaabanter:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

The fucking accuracy though. 

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.

Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been. 

Canon: Okay, this is the end, here’s how the rest of them died.

Fanfic: Yeah, no. Lemme show you how (character) goes back in time.

Canon: And this is why (THING) would never work.

Fanfic: Yeah, but I can give you 46 chapters of how to get around that.

Canon: Ends up marrying the girl with zero romantic development.

Fanfic: Well, no, Lemme give you 50 chapters how he ends up being gay for the person he used to hate with a PASSION.

Canon: They are awkward and shy

Fanfic: Um actually, here is 10,000 words on them being a sex god.

Canon: hes mildly protective but quite standoffish

Fanfic: hahah funny story, they cuddle every night while watching movies untill one person falls asleep on the other!

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoPhoto

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

amazinghowyoulove:

somethinglronic:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

white people let their white children do whatever they want even in public spaces

Oh I thought maybe like free for the taking

that’s amazing

Ok but question: is it just white people that let their babys run naked across beaches because its fucking embarrassing once u reach self awareness and realise there is literally a framed photo of your baby self naked right on your parents dresser.

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randomavengersquotes·2 days agoText

Rhodey: you guys are so alike!

Peter: aw thank you!

Tony: why are you saying thank you? Thats a compliment to ME, but its an insult to you.

Peter: what? No its not! I’d love to be you!

Tony: no, you dont. You’re way to innocent to be me.

Peter: no im not!

Tony: kid, when i was your age i was sleeping with a diffrent girl every night. You know what the worst thing i’ve watched you do is? Yesterday i watched you close your eyes through a seductive advert for a porn website so you could watch mulan on an illegal site.

Peter:

Tony: you’re as innocent as a ladybug.

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoText

xmarveled:

thorfanficwriter:

bolontiku:

jovialyouthmusic:

So a lot of us writers (and readers too) have always had a little fantasy with a love interest going on in our head right from the start - I’d love to know who was your very first crush - I’m not talking Jimmy from infant/grade school, I’m talking actors, singers, musicians, TV presenters - who made you go all gooey right from the start?

I will admit that my first crush was Batman, but so I don’t give my age away I won’t say which one 

Tell us your very first fantasy crush and tag five others 

@sirbeepsalot @drakeandcamilleofvaltoria @dcbbw @bobasheebaby @katedrakeohd @stopforamoment @annekebbphotography @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore @notoriouscs

Thank you @pegasusdragontiger so another one? Alright. I was raised on novellas so this guy i used to rush home to catch him!

Cartoon wise?

Tagging: @sarahp879 @wildefire @thorfanficwriter @alexaduke @honey-bee-holly @just-a-kj-blog

The first one I can remember…I think I was 5 or 6 at the time… was Donny Osmond!

Tagging: @cchellacat @lancsnerd @superrezzy00 @spacemansam @xmarveled

Ty for tagging me bby @thorfanficwriter!❤️

This bitch got my heart the first time I saw him. 😫🤤 i tag @bxcksdoll @phanoffandoms67 @odinson-barnes @waiting-for-motivation @randomavengersquotes @straightouttaneptune and @glitterquadricorn 💕💖

Dont get crushes im not attracted to anybody in any way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ l o o p h o l e

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoText

mycatshuman:

mycatshuman:

mycatshuman:

Accidentally made a series, anyone wanna take a few guesses? Ask for some hints?

Anyone want some hints?

Hint: the second part of this series is called Fiery Ash.

Literally i swear if you put virgil and roman through some famous fire from time i-

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoAnswer
Any tea fam?

I actually do for once 💅

So we found one of my friends crying in the bathroom at a social thing and apparently sombodys spread rumors that shes made out with one of our friends and the only person we can think of that would do it is another one of our friends and if she did then thats gonna turn on my protective instincts because the friend this happened to has been betrayed in this way before and has had a rly hard life and our suspect knows this and yeah. To a kid our age it seems dramatic, but at the same time, the whole subject confuses me. The thing is, my friend had to move here and move schools and whole lives because one of her ex friends told everybody shed had sex with and made out with this dude, and everybody belived her and wouldnt talk to my friend for like years. So yeah

Thats the tea ill update as it happens💅💅💅

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoText

Peter: *staring at his phone*

Tony: ……whatcha doing?

Peter: trying to think of what to text ned.

Tony:

Tony: why?

Peter: because i want to talk to him but have nothing to say and no idea how to start conversations.

Tony:

Tony: so… you just sit there… trying to think of somthing you can say…. to start a conversation with your best friend?

Peter: yup.

Tony: can i ask you a question?

Tony: how many times have you done this with me?

Peter:

Peter: *jumps out of window*

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoText

ojeorh:

Random Asks:

1: got any tea to spill? If so, spiiillll!

2. Fav fanfiction trope

3. Fav things to draw

4. Do you have any other personal accounts we dont know about?

5. Tell me somthing i didnt know about you

6. if you had to dye your hair any colour what colour would you pick?

7. Fav tv show

8. Fav movie

9. When you’re bored, what do you binge watch?

10. If you had to choose between instagram and tumblr what would you pick?

11. Do you have an ao3 or wattpad acc, if so whats your name on it?

12. Fav sentimental item you have

13. Do you have anything you really want but cant afford?

14. Do you have any random items you’ve developed an emotional connection to for no reason?

15. Funniest story you’ve ever heard

16. Most dangerous thing you’ve done

17. Best come back you have ever said

18. Do you have any inside jokes? If so, explain one

19. Darkest secret

20. Ever had any wierd wrong number experiances? What was it?

Go ahead im always up for asks i luv em :)

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randomavengersquotes·3 days agoText

Peter: what the FUCK!

Steve: language!

Peter:

Peter: would you prefer a diffrent one?

Steve:

Peter: maby spanish? que mierda?

Steve:

Peter: what about russian? что за хрень?

Steve:

Peter: i didnt think so. So shut the fuck up and let me swear you mouldy clementine.

Steve:

Steve: what the fuck.

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