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Yo I should post on this blog again lol

Maybe I’ll do a daily thing 👀

#rando

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Advice from my chem teacher:

If they are not paying for you, you’re going to the wrong college.

#valid advice #college #chem teach #bless his heart

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#student #studentlife #studentproblems

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Me stressing out: I have to memorize the periodtic table in 3 days!

Also me realizing I memorized almost all he countries in the world in under a week:

#took me forever to find a good gif #high school #Honors chem #ap human geography #HA HA HAAAAAA #bring it on #Really I can do this #tbh

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Hey ya’ll

At school today and I overheard a girl saying, “Auschwitz is my favorite camp.” And she definitely did not mean it in any other way than to make fun.

Generally this is a silly blog of my high school adventures. But that is not okay. Please be mindful of the past and don’t poke fun at things like that.

#thank you for understanding #holocoust #not cool #I wanted to slap her in the face #high school #grrrr

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Just some notes in health class if ya’ll need it.

#high school #health class #drugs #how it works in the brain

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Doing work in spanish class when a group of boys sitting in the back of class just all collectively say: Naruto-Kun!

#Naruto #I don’t even #hmmmmmm #high school #spanish class

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A guy after health class tells another guy.

“I’m nine months pregnant thank you very much.”

#high school #I made sure to promptly leave #health class #rip #guy talk #pregency talk

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every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

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Good luck to everyone starting school tomorrow

#yeah! #school

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School: You have to read a summer book we assign, because reading score goes down over the summer.

Me:Proceeds to buy the audiobook.

#english #yup

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Did I ever tell you all about the time my dad was teaching and a student climbed IN the window?

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Follow us @studentlifeproblems​

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Funny thing

We have a book to read every summer, but I procrastinated and waited a day before the test.

I had to read Dracula. I watched the movie and got 76% on my test.

But we also had to split the book into 5 part and write a page essay explaining the section. I ended up writing it whule watching the movie. I wrote a page and a half literally ranting about who was the best character and such.

I got a hundred percent.

#procrastination #mah dudes #high school #english honors #ehhhh

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Teacher: Write one thing you want to be when you grow up on the sticky note.

*we all write down something*

Teacher: Make sure it’s realistic. So we can put it on the board and collect data.

Student:Uhhh...I wrote happy...I want to be happy.

Teaher:No no put an actual job.

Student: Are you telling me I can’t be happy when I grow up!?

(Take note the student is known for being pretty disruptive and very...uhhh...out going. He honestly said it as a joke)

#high school #AP you guys #school #jokes

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Schools tell you to express yourself and then suspend you when you do.