randomyounglady

[randomyounglady]

#bacon #but soda and chicken are close #i cannot have alcohol #so i cannot say anything about beer or wine #bacon steak chicken and pork logs just never taste right #my parents like them all dry and burnt #my father would make fun of my medium rare burgers and egg yolks for salmonella

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put in the tags your favorite type of cuisine (like which country or region)

#Japanese of course #it is tasty #and it isnt as hard on my belly as something like Mexican

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Why the fuck is the Cinnamon Toast Crunch spread so good? I dont even mean in a taste way. It does not have any of those long-named chemical preservative ingredients that almost everything has nowadays. The cereal version cannot even say that. Heck, it's better in that regard than a lot of those "all natural healthy uwu" items around it.

Think about that for a second. The fucking cereal tie-in spread is better in the department of not having the long-name preservatives than the brands specifically flaunting how "natural" and "healthy" they are. Like, seriously. And I know not having them doesn't necessarily make the spread healthy by default (it's still loaded with sugar,) but still.

#brand #cinnamon toast crunch #rant #spreads #food #preservatives #healthy

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A reminder that dogs have limits too, and you should follow cues from the owner for what that dog will allow.

My dog was estimated to be 5 weeks old when we got her, which based on the kill shelter's rules and the fact that she was on the list to be killed, means she had at most 2 weeks with her mother. This can emotionally stunt a dog. She was also so soaked in pee that we thought she was yellow instead of white.

Through many years and medication, I have gotten her to a point where she can handle contact with strangers for a short amount of time if done right, but she still cannot handle contact with other dogs. Trauma is trauma, and it's not like a dog can talk it out like us humans can.

This does not make her inherently dangerous or scary. The culture just tells us that children should be able to climb all over a dog and the dog should just bear with it without even a growl from discomfort. It doesn't allow for avoidance for the sake of the dog's comfort, and assumes that any dog is down to play with another.

So to my neighbors who get frustrated when I avoid them while they have a dog as well, or the ones who are on their own but only get a sniff from my dog rather than the normal dog behavior, it's not you. I just have a dog who survived an abusive household with me, had trauma before that, and did not have the proper amount of time with her mother to allow for normal puppy brain development. Not all dogs have the privilege of good puppyhoods or being a calmer breed. I hope you can understand.

#dog #personal #abuse #letter to my neighbors #discourse #dog discourse #culture discourse

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This map is very poorly designed. I had to zoom in to even see that the state borders were there, leading me to get Georgia wrong from thinking it was one of those borderless ones.

Maine is so nonexistent on there I had to zoom in to the max to even get a chance to tap the small part of it not blocked by the flag.

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It's weird to consider, as someone in the northern hemisphere who enjoys colder areas, that the southern hemisphere doesn't have pine trees. Pine trees popped up on Lurasia after an initial split in Pangaea. So, like, what plants are there in the colder southern areas of Argentina and Chile? What does that landscape look like?

#uninformed #cold #argentina #chile #pine trees #pangaea #lurasia #history #science

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As a plain cheese, completely fair. I personally love a good red onion cheddar if we allow non-plain cheeses.

Top ten cheeses

extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list

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I think you all need to see this.

#fnaf #fnaf 4 #five nights at freddy's #markiplier #Youtube

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Chocolate IS healthy. You just want to go for the types that are loaded with sugar and milk.

#hot take #chocolate #dark chocolate #cocao nubs #health #Hershey's milk chocolate tops out at around 30% #fun fact #discourse #illymation

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So, when I heard Dan Schneider had an interview with Boogie, I was thinking Boogie2988 and not the guy who was on ICarly. You know, one of his shows.

#dan schneider #icarly #boogie #boogie2988 #my brain sometimes #nick #nickelodeon

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Or this person could either learn to use the parentheses to create wanted behavior or code his own calculator to run with his wanted behavior instead of calling out a big company for not coding their calculator for not doing what he wants.

PEMDAS is a conspiracy according to far-right idiot and friend of Elon Musk.

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The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

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Which would you prefer, feeling your tongue in your mouth or remembering that you can see your nose?

Curse of Manual Blinking

yw

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it's been an honor booping with you

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No more boop? :(

#boop #tumblr #tumblr boop

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Reblog to let your mutuals know that they're more than welcome to spam you with Boops.

Gimme your Boops, earn those badges.

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Wait, when did these boops get here? I'll boop you all.

#i dont care if you dont know me #this model is taking forever to run anyway