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If there is not a scene in the new batman movie where batman jumps out of a tree then what even was the point of casting Robert Pattinson

#q brought a snack

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“you ready?”

“just don’t let me fall, dad.”

“never.”

#q brought a snack

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what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

#q brought a snack

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Instead of a playboy persona, I feel like this iteration of Bruce Wayne would be a disaster celebrity that people love because he's such a mess all the time. There are listicles like 'Top Ten Moments Bruce Wayne Was All of Us' and it's him falling asleep at the opera or dropping his coffee on the street and staring at it, clearly on the verge of tears. He'd get memed constantly and understand none of it. A WE publicist makes him a twitter account and he posts like a fifty-year old man, he just tweets 'Hello. I am Bruce Wayne.' or some shit and it goes viral.

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midnight sun movie where theres a hallucination carlisle everytime edward thinks he's gonna do something bad, like how bella had the hallucination edward in new moon

#someone help me fund this

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happy 16th anniversary to rosalie telling edward bella is dead lol

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so i noticed this while i was showing eclipse to a friend today and why aren’t we talking about how this is literally the same picture??

#i'll start the campaign for retrospective best cinematography #we've got this.

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30 days of twilight | day 01 | bella swan

She'd always been too brave for her own good.

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babe are you okay you've barely talked about vampires today :/

#q brought a snack

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Build-a-bear employee: please, sir, I can’t fit more stuffing into this bear!

Emmett: you fool, make him fatter.

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im not saying Carlisle can’t drive but something deep within me says that Carlisle can’t drive

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i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

#rereading this for the first time since it came out has me fully sobbing

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Beanie baby snail would cure me of all afflictions I think

#effervescent

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What if instead of showing Edward a mix of all their moments together at the end Bella said “I want to show you something” and Edward goes “what?” And it’s just Edward saying “it’s the fluorescents” HOW FUNNY WOULD THAT’VE BEEN EDWARD WOULD’VE BEEN SO EMBARRASSED

#rick rolled but with his own braindead foolery

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“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”

Emmett:

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