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The mysterious Golden Bullet

Or a take on Aziraphale and Crowley’s Wild West Era

And to this day…

#FHJDHFDNHF i love it #gomens rb #aziraphale #crowley

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My Gabriel hot take is that the reason he’s Like That in season one is because God designed him to be someone who is really passionate about, like, operating charcoal grills and experimenting with microbrewing, and he’s not getting appropriate enrichment in Heaven, which is leading to behavioral issues.

My ideal season 3 Gabriel plotline would be that he has chilled out into a friendly, weirdly well-adjusted guy whose deepest desire is to host barbecues. I also think he should have decided, apropos of nothing, that Aziraphale and Crowley are his best friends, with seemingly no understanding that Crowley holds a grudge and would immolate him at the first opportunity. He calls them frat bro names like “Big Z” and “Crow Man,” and wants to invite them over for board game and charcuterie nights and Beelzebub has to be like “babe they absolutely do NOT want to come over for board game and charcuterie nights.”

#HSJAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT #he's just Some Guy. he needed to be just Some Guy for proper enrichment #gomens rb #archangel gabriel #beelzebub

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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)

#oh i love that #mcyt rb #hc rb #bfmshd

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

#I CLICKED BEFORE SEEING YHE TAG NOOOOOOO I WANTED TO BALANCE IT OUT A BIT #the coolest of PCs #gen rb

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Woe, Grian pony be upon ye

Listen LISTEN.

I know what you’re thinking. “Shouldn’t he be a Pegasus?” Well, I thought that too at first, but I wanted to branch out a bit. So I WAS going to make him a griffin or a draconequus instead for some spice!

But then I thought about this post I saw a while ago talking about how funny it is that Grian is so often depicted as a parrot or bird or some sort of cool creature, meanwhile his skin is just some guy. And he barely ever changes that skin to anything other than “just some guy”

This could be said for many of the hermits to be fair, but I see it so much with Grian specifically, so I wanted to make him just. A horse. The most average looking horse there is.

I imagine he’s similar to pinkie-pie in that he’s this being of total chaos, so much so that people sometimes question wether or not he’s something else in disguise, but really he’s just a pony who’s good at pranks.

#mumbo created some mechanical wings and everyone failed at using them until grian said out of my way gayboy and mastered them immediately #my little hermit au #mcyt rb #grian #hc rb

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Storyboard Final !! ofc I had to draw Etho and Bdubs grgrggrgrrgr 🦖🦖

#THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS AMAZING #YEP GEM IS GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER ROLE IS IN THIS AU BUT IF SHE'S A HYBRID....... #AMAZING #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #zombiecleo #you don't know how i nearly shrieked when Cleo came into scene #also i have come to the hilarious realization that i have two ocs which i created way before i knew of these guys..... #one who is green and the other who is blue-coded despite wearing a parka (which are often depicted as green too) #and also the blue one is quieter and has straight white hair clumped in semi-rectangular locks of hair and sharp angles. #anyway. cool storyboard this is amazing and i am Very intrigued #mcyt rb #OH THIS IS BASED ON THE BOOGIEPOCALYPSE. THEN I 100% KNOW GEM'S ROLE THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!! #OH AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT IT. BOTH OCS ARE CANADIAN. HDNZHDNSHD ANOTHER SIMILARITY WITH ETHO

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"No one believes me, everyone thinks I'm crazy, and worst of all, you say you're human and EVERYONE takes your word for it!!"

#iz rb #WOAH COOL #invader zim #dib membrane

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

#gen rb #ooooooooo

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#huh a sorcerer. nice. ive never played dnd but when i imagine myself playing it I always choose a bard #polls rb

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“I loved you, always.”

#ohh this game... #gen rb

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happy early birthday to the bestest minecraft series ever

#wow #mcyt rb #3lsmp rb

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one piece characters! suggestions were taken from here and twitter 🤠

#woahhh coooool #op rb #sir crocodile #yamato #iceburg #donquixote rosinante #nefertari vivi #portgas d. ace #charlotte praline #bartolomeo

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there's something kinda funny to me about certain ways scar tends to be drawn because it's like. okay imagine hypothetically you took a distillation of fanon scar designs and showed it to someone who's never even heard of a minecraft, and asked them what they think this guy might be like. we're ignoring context here, pretend we're showing them a ref sheet. and it's like, alright, here's a rugged looking buff guy. nice abs. lots of scars. he's got a smug grin on his face. very shirtless. he looks like the love interest in a bodice ripper. i bet he's got some dark angsty secret he keeps buried underneath that suave facade. but not buried too deeply, just enough to intrigue.

and then you go watch third life and he is like a cat whose owner keeps desperately trying to make him stop eating plastic.

#i started squeaking in laughter thats RIGHT #mcyt rb #3lsmp rb #gtwscar

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More fun lineless design

#CUUUUTEEEE #WOAAAA #mcyt rb #zombiecleo #lizzie ldshadowlady #scott smajor #joel smallishbeans

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OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

#queue tea pie #for later

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i don’t think jimmy’s broken his canary curse. i think it’s just been evolving, slowly, and he’s figuring out how to work with it instead of trying to fight it. hear me out:

3rd life - flower husbands. jimmy dies first. scott is 10th out in the series, the only time he places outside of the top 5

last life - the southlanders. jimmy is first out. mumbo is out next in quick succession. impulse dies shortly after. the only southlanders to make it into the top 10 are grian, who killed jimmy and mumbo (and still only ranks 7) and martyn, who left the southlanders for the shadow alliance

double life - ranchers. jimmy dies first, and takes tango out with him. tango is the one responsible for their first death, though

limited life - bad boys. joel wants to sacrifice himself for jimmy, but jimmy dies first before he can. joel still dies shortly after, and grian becomes a nosy neighbour, surviving to 6th

secret life - big dogs. jimmy dies second, but lizzie might be falling forever in the end so maybe he does die first. martyn is the first to yellow and red, and he dies 11th. the worst he’s ever placed. (also, mumbo dies only moments after jimmy again*)

real life - (do they have a name??). jimmy and ren’s groups get into a fight in the mines. jimmy is the only one who makes it out without dying at all. his allies are out of the series.

the canary curse isn’t about jimmy dying first. or at least, it isn’t really anymore. at first he was used to signify it, the canary dying first to warn everyone of danger ahead. but the canary has learned how to escape the coalmine now, and his friends are still stuck inside. they might survive if they have friends on the surface or they’re willing to betray their allies, but if it’s just been them and their canary to warn them of danger? then they’ve doomed themselves.

*mumbo might also have his own unique “killed ten seconds after jimmy by the same person/thing” curse, which is different from the general jimmy “bad luck charm” solidarity curse

#oh what an interesting take! #jimmy solidarity #bo don't look #lsmp rb #mcyt rb

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im insane about scotts "i love you" task in secret life wrt his exes

Martyn and Jimmy don't say it back, they just say goodbye. They're both over their alliance with him; Martyn was in it for strategic reasons only, and Jimmy is disillusioned with Scott

Pearl doesn't say it back, but she's touched. She isn't sure how to feel about him anymore - has she forgiven him? She says it back next session, but only when guilted.

Cleo says it back instantly. No matter what happens, no matter the universe, they and Scott will care about each other.

#waahhhhh #slsmp rb #bo don't look #scott smajor #martyn itlw #jimmy solidarity #pearlescentmoon #zombiecleo #mcyt rb