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using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

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tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

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love at first sight

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astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow

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Took a break from working on the Hobbit Hole because I kept miscounting stitches to do the sassy Eye of Sauron. I never get to use such vibrant colours on my other projects so that bright orange was probably the best part of the whole thing.

The pattern I purchased online from CryptidStitch (link leads to their shop) with a few very minor modifications.

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Image description: the first image is of a cross stitch done on white cloth. Centered in the middle is the Eye of Sauron atop Barad-dûr. The tower is black and silver but the eye is bright orange and yellow. Above it, stitched with black thread, are the words "You seeing this shit?". The second image is a close-up of the cross stitch showing the detail of the eye.

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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Marcus Tullius Cicero has been dead for 2,065 slutty, slutty years

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no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

#Opuntia humifusa #im a prickly pear

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Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

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babe are you okay you've barely talked about vampires today :/

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shoutout to goncharov fic on ao3. absolutely amazing work by everybody

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Did you hear that they are replacing websites and social mead with a lovely dim sum meal with all your friends twice a year

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can you imagine moving from twitter to tumblr and half of the userbase is obsessed with a martin scorsese movie that doesn´t actually exist

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"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭