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Jeffrey: no offense, but don't you think cat shows are a tad on the geeky side?

Brooke: geeky? let me drop a little history on you. Egyptian pharaohs worshiped cats, they were cool. MacGyver had cats, he was cool; and need I remind you of the longest running show on Broadway?

Jeffrey: Chippendales?

#brooke lynn hytes #jeffrey bowyer chapman #S1 #CADR #judge life #behind the scenes #overheard on the runway

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Jackie [sarcastic]: I think it's nice that Aiden feels comfortable enough to sleep with all of us around.

Jan [tenderly]: she looks so peaceful.

Brita [getting out a sharpie]: and sooooooooo vulnerable.

#aiden zhane #brita filter #jackie cox #just jan #s12 #drag race #incorrect quotes #things that happen in the workroom #random moments

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Monét [gallant]: will you go out with me?

Nina [alarmed]: fuck! I didn’t mean to say that out loud

Monét [confused]: what?

Nina [still alarmed]: ...oh my god!

Monét: [more confused]

Nina [on te verge of panic]: YOU asked ME that?

#monet x change #nina west #s10 #s11 #as4 #miss congeniality #winners #winner's circle #ninex #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i like you

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Vixen [arguing with Asia]: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something

Asia [trying to be reasonable]: you left Eureka in the highway for a whole day!

Vixen [matter of factly]: I did that on purpose, try again.

#asia ohara #the vixen #s10 #runner ups #drag race #incorrect quotes #frienship goals #you can count on me

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If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Violet Chachki on the fact that she is NOT a princess, she’s a Queen.

#violet chachki #s7 #winners #winner's circle #drag race #incorrect quotes #lifestyle #me being me

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Cracker: to make sure you've learned to take care of yourselves in New York, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you guys have to act wisely.

Kameron: okay.

Asia: sure.

Cracker [putting up her badass male voice]: if you want to live, give me all your money!

Kameron [blowing a raspberry]: I'm a drag queen, bold of you to assume I have money.

Asia: bold of you to assume I want to obbey.

Blair [handing Cracker a bag of money]: I know it's not much, and I don't know what kind of trouble you're in, but I hope it helps.

Asia: [stealing Cracker's credit card while she isn't looking]

#asia o'hara #blair st clair #kameron michaels #miz cracker #s10 #as5 #runner ups #drag race #incorrect quotes #friendship goals #you can count on me

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Adore [hands Bianca a cup of water]: there, for you

Bianca [drinking it]: thanks, what’s this for?

Adore [innocently]: Courm says you get thirsty around me.

Bianca: [chokes on water]

#adore delano #bianca del rio #s6 #as2 #runner ups #winners #winner's circle #biadore #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i want you

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Monét [exhausted]: sisters are supposed to be a shield against life's cruel adversity!

Bob [cheshire cat like smile]: sisters ARE life's cruel adversity!

#bob the the drag queen #monét x change #s8 #s10 #as4 #miss congeniality #winners #winner's circle #drag race #incorrect quotes #lifestyle #me being me #sister love

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Crystal [teary eyes]: I'm 100% capable of controlling my emotions.

Jan [resting bitch face]: you cried yesterday for an hour because Gigi smiled at you.

Crystal [crying out loud]: YOU SHOUULD'VE SEEN HER JAN!

#crystal methyd #gigi goode #just jan #s12 #runner ups #crygi #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i love you #i want you

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Jujubee [putting honey in his tea]: hell yeah! get in that leaf juice... you sexy, sexy, bee sauce

Alexis [Looking from Juju to the tea and back, confused]: …do you take constructive criticism?

Jujubee [overdramatic rage]: I absolutely fucking don't!

#alexis mateo #jujubee #s2 #s3 #as1 #as5 #drag race #incorrect quotes #friendship goals #things that happen in the workroom

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Monet [laughing delighted]: is there anything you can’t do?

Nina: gather up my wits and ask you out.

Monet: what?

Nina: what?

#monet x change #nina west #s10 #s11 #as4 #miss congeniality #winners #winner's circle #ninex #drag race #incorrect quotes #i like you #i want you

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Gigi: hey Crystal... do you have a date for Valentines Day?

Crystal: yeah!

Gigi [awkwardly]: oh... I-

Crystal: pretty sure it’s on February 14th

#crystal methyd #gigi goode #s12 #crygi #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i like you

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Bianca: Adore texted me 'Your adorable', so I texted her back and said 'no, YOU'RE adorable.'

Courtney: aaaaand?

Bianca: now we're dating; we've been on six dates and all I did was point out a spelling error.

#adore delano #bianca del rio #courtney act #s6 #as2 #top 3 #winners #winner's circle #biadore #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i like you #you can count on me

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Eureka: I wasn’t done talking

Vixen: I was done listening

#eureka ohara #the vixen #s9 #s10 #comeback queens #top 4 #drag race #incorrect quotes #not so incorrect quotes #frenemies

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I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.

Adore Delano on... some random day.

#adore delano #s6 #as2 #top 3 #drag race #incorrect quotes #lifestyle #me being me

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Willam [thoughtful]: I think I'm greedy.

Courtney [looking at her]: ...

Willam [turning to look at Courtney]: because I'm never going to share you with someone else.

Courtney [throwing arms to around her neck]: awwww, that's sweet!

Alaska [abruptly]: it's not sweet! it's unfair!

Willam and Courtney [staring at Alaska]: ...

Alaska [pouting]: I want you too!

#alaska thunderfuck #courtney act #willam belli #s4 #s5 #s6 #as2 #top 3 #winners #winner's circle #aaa girls #drag race #incorrect quotes #relationship goals #i like you #i want you #throuples

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Cracker [walking into Monet's room]: what the fuck?!

Monet [half covering her body]: you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what-the-fuck" kind of stuff.

#miz cracker #monet x change #s10 #as4 #miss congeniality #winners #winner's circle #drag race #incorrect quotes #friendship goals #things i don't need to know