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christmas 2

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I saw this twitter post and HAD to make it on 15.ai, it was just too perfect.  Ft. Soldier and Demo!

#Guys no #pls #audio

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put the demoman wherever you please

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Shawn looks at the camera.

"So a lot of things happened today. It's nighttime now by the way." He pauses as he makes a vague gesture. "Obviously. We got the flying poop thing. Honestly, running away from that was actually pretty fun. We should do that again. But with one of those foam arrows."

"OR A REAL ARROW!!" Someone shouted from off screen.

The cameraman turns the camera towards an excited scout who's holding his arms out. His grin widens before the camera turns back to a displeased Shawn.

He inhales before calmly saying: "No, Joseph. Anyway. Will peed on one of the tents and we have all agreed that it now belongs to him. Samuel ran over another tent with his car. Otto is sleeping in a five person tent because we love him and wanna spoil him because he's our best camerman."

Shawn smiles fondly at Otto as he makes some bashful noises from behind the camera.

"Anyway! Will and Samuel are sleeping in one ten and Joseph and I in another. We were just about to roast marshmallows when Will here flew his drone into a tree."

Otto turns the camera up to a dark tree were a set of blinking lights could be seen nestled in the branches.

"I'm gonna throw rocks at it!!!" Joseph cried out in glee.

"Yeah...that thing's like...over a thousand dollars." Shawn picks up a large rock and follows Joseph while ignoring Will's begging protests.

#ic #camping with the boys #hey the thing has to come down somehow

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Sneezes like a kitten 4 times in a row.

"Ahhh...h...hOLY shit...!"

#ic

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"Okay, out of all the spots to camp in, why did you pick the one filled with goose shit?!" Shawn shouted as he used a stick to try to rake the poop away from his tent.

"Oh gross!" Shouted a scout. "Will! Don't pick that up! What are you doing?!"

Will just gave his friends a malicious smile.

"No..." Shawn said, voice filled with terror. "Don't...don't you fucking dare...!"

Will then proceeds to toss the poop high into the air, over the group. The men let out frantic screams and laughs before scattering.

Unfortunately for their cameraman, he was hit.

"NOOOO!" Came a voice mixed with horror and laughter. "He got Otto!"

"I'm okay!" His laughter mixing in with the others.

#ic #camping with the boys

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Shawn drags his hands down his face as his friend faces the camera towards him.

"It's been 8 minutes since settling into camp and already someone has thrown a tent into the river..." He muttered. "It's only been EIGHT. MINUTES!"

#ic #spontaneous camping trip #making a home video with the boys

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Shawn drags his hands down his face as his friend faces the camera towards him.

"It's been 8 minutes since settling into camp and already someone has thrown a tent into the river..." He muttered. "It's only been EIGHT. MINUTES!"

#ic #spontaneous camping trip #making a home video with the boys

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He could feel Acel's hot breath tickle his ear. He swallowed, cheeks already burning at his partner's words. God, how he missed his voice...

Needy hands clutched at Acel's rear and pulled him flushed against his hips.

"Sounds like a challenge~" He whispered back, smirk growing on his face. "And you know how much I love that~"

"Mon rogue lapin~"

Looks up from setting up his tent while the other 3 scouts (two of which had kidnapped him for the surprise trip) were making a squabble over another tent.

"Oh! Acel!" He said, face beaming with excitement from seeing the spy. "What are you doing here?"

#semi-nsfw #Oh hey! Tumblr has labels on mobile now! #espion bleu

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"Mon rogue lapin~"

Looks up from setting up his tent while the other 3 scouts (two of which had kidnapped him for the surprise trip) were making a squabble over another tent.

"Oh! Acel!" He said, face beaming with excitement from seeing the spy. "What are you doing here?"

#espion-bleu

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Gets spontaneously kidnapped by teammates to go on a camping trip.

Cue the angry muffled screaming.

#ic #open #don't you hate it when your friends spontaneously kidnap you to bring you on a trip?

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Hey yall, Doodle has surgery, and the credit card company is being really dumb with us. If you can donate, that would be awesome, but we would really just appreciate spreading the link around so it gains traction. We really appreciate any support -

https://gofund.me/1651f4ab

#gofundme #cat surgery #pls help them!!!

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Slides up to him all smooth like and offers him a rose.

"Sure, if you'll be mine~"

“Anyone wanna be my Valentine?”

#redscoutsgotyourback

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Shawn gives a chuckle.

"Yeah, I know that feeling all too well. Like, I quit for a bit to focus on being a mechanic. But then..." He sighed. "I dunno, man. I guess I felt the life calling me back. So now I'm part time merc, part time mechanic."

He rubs the back of his neck. "The pay and benefits are nice and.... Eh, enough about me! We have a hell of a lot of catching up to do!"

Hey sweetie, long time no see~

Shawn was busy cleaning his pistol when he heard a familiar voice. Perking up his head, his eyes lit up upon seeing the man before him.

"Daniel!" He exclaimed as he stood up. "Holy shit! It's been forever!"

#pancakes-and-bubblegum

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Shawn had let Ryan pull him behind that building as he covered their backs. Gun up and aiming at a BLU that was on their tail. Firing a couple of rounds, he grinned as the BLU crumbled to the ground.

Now, with his back against the wall and Ryan's hand pressed against his chest, he fell silent. Listening closely, ignoring what he thought was a few drops of blood dripping down his face.

"Well I in my defense, I can't see how bad the wound is." Shawn chuckled before hissing as Ryan held the piece of cloth against his head wound.

"Yeah?" He asked as he took to holding the cloth himself. "Heh, I love a good hunt... Well, let's tie this thing around my head and move out!"

“A little blood never hurt anyone." Says the one who's head wound is pissing blood down his face. "Now where did our target run off to?"

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Ryan hadn't seen what had happened to the other Scout, as he was preoccupied with dodging bullets and whatever else the BLU team decided to throw at them. Honestly, he was so distracted in trying to see where the Engineer had run off too, that he didn't notice the blood pouring from Shawn's face until the other had mentioned it.

"Shit, man. You alright?" He asked, wide-eyed.

He grabbed Shawn by the arm and pulled him behind a building. Ryan pressed his back against the cold wall and peeked around the edge, his arm extended, palm pressed against Shawns chest; gently pushing him back into the wall. Once he deemed that the coast was clear, he turned to face the Scout.

"Of course ya ain't worried about it." He laughed, ripping a strip off the bottom of his shirt and holding it against the wound.

"I didn't exactly see where he went... BUT I think i might know!"

#redscoutsgotyourback

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@redscoutsgotyourback

He gave a chuckle. "Well, as boring as retrieving it was, this is a hell of a great steal." He said, holding it up by the chain to watch it dangle in the light.

"You made sure there was someone else around to take the blame, right?" He asked. "Like, as shitty as that sounds, if I had something like this stolen from me, I'd be tracking down the last person I was with."

*appears from literally nowhere* Sup?

*was minding his own business when a wild Ryan suddenly appears*

"EEEGYAAAAAH!!!! RYAN!!"

#redscoutsgotyourback

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His eyes grew big at the watch before him. It was so...beautiful! And Ryan actually managed to steal it! You'd think that these spies would guard their high tech pieces better.

"Y...yeah!" He said as he took the watch from Ryan to inspect it closer. "Holy cow, man! I've always wanted to try out their James Bondy gadgets. But dude! How did you steal it???"

*appears from literally nowhere* Sup?

*was minding his own business when a wild Ryan suddenly appears*

"EEEGYAAAAAH!!!! RYAN!!"

#I've been fine! #just took a 4 hour exam last week and I'm currently waiting for my results! #redscoutsgotyourback