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rvb-junior

Your real life sneaky bastard.

Hey welcome to my blog. I'm Leigh and I'll be your guide this evening. No, I'm not getting an icon ever. Ask to tag.She/her

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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

rvb-junior2 days agoText

lolt64:

wishing megatron a speedy recovery

meatswitch:

My vibe was so disgusting it blew up a nearby transformer

meatswitch:

Just lost power bitch!

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helloitsbees:

spookcaughphany:

i hope it鈥檚 okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

spookcaughphany:

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

goweninsane:

Say no more

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

goweninsane:

like this

goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it鈥檚 a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it鈥檚 implied that the goose caused it

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celticpyro:

No one forgave Jimmy for 鈥渟odium chloride鈥 and it鈥檚 the funniest thing in the whole damn world.

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yamujiburo:

yamujiburo:

im losing it

i don鈥檛 know how this got so many notes but i think a lot of people are missing the fact that meowth鈥檚 seiyuu qrtd this

she retweets a lot of coffee art of characters with small faces daslhjjhdfaf it鈥檚 so good

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misserahmar:

plantyhamchuk:

sheabutterbitch:

mildlyinteresting-blog:

https://ift.tt/2nEcBP8 鈥淭his man鈥檚 collection of lost apples varieties.鈥

@llleighsmith

Uh yeah actually those are some rare ass apples.聽

https://applesearch.org/

He has a website that you can but saplings from!! They鈥檙e $20/piece or $15/piece if you blind box them and let him pick them for you. This is a great way to fight back against corporate farming and the destruction of heirloom foods (which while usually 鈥榰gly鈥, are heartier, and more nutritious than store bought varieties, and more delicious). I love it, and I can鈥檛 wait to buy a house and plant these very special trees.

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hiimgoldbug:

since everyone loves untitled goose game so much, i have to share something with you. where my grandmother used to live, a neighbor had a pet goose.

tumblr, meet chicken

not bastard. nice boi.

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anthonydarling:

wordcubed:

julianshrike:

muldor:

鈥淒o I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.鈥 -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he鈥檚 always like this.聽 He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

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normal-horoscopes:

katnissthedemigod:

derinthemadscientist:

songs-of-the-east:

Scenes from the 2016 World Nomad Games hosted in聽Cholpon-Ata, Kyrgyzstan. The World Nomad Games brings athletes from various countries, primarily from the Central Asian region and Russia, to participate in sports native to the Eurasian Steppe. The Eurasian Steppe was home to various nomadic peoples particularly the Iranic-speaking Scythians and Sarmatians, who were a source of fear for the ancient Greeks due to their warriorlike nature and great horse-riding skills; including their mastery of horseback archery. Both groups are believed to have originated in the Eurasian Steppes, but their settlements ranged from China to Poland, and because of this they greatly impacted the genetic pool and cultures of a number of different groups in Eastern Europe and Central Asia such as the people of the Caucasus, Slavs, Turkic people, and other modern Iranic people. The Sarmatians in particular were famed by Greek historians for their female warriors and rulers that inspired the stories of the Amazons.聽

You鈥檙e telling em we鈥檝e been watching people swim back and forth across a pool in the olympics when these guys have foot archery and horseriding on fire?

They鈥檙e doing fucking GYMNASTICS on a horse, holy shit鈥

The horseback gymnastics doesn鈥檛 even make the top 5 in terms of hardcore shit that happens at the nomad games. Seriously check this shit out:

Salburun - A sport combining falconry, mounted archery, and taigan dog assisted hunting.

Oodyarsh - Horseback wrestling, both armed and unarmed

Er Enish - a high speed mounted sport similar to jousting, but unarmed and unarmored

Buzkashi - a mounted sport similar to polo where instead of a ball, the game uses a goat carcas stuffed with sawdust. In some variations the players also carry whips.

Mas Wrestling - A form of wrestling in which two competitors attempt to wrest a spear from the others hands.

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