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#that’s that exmuh experience

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people are always mourning twink death but they don’t celebrate bear birth. why don’t you think about fat hairy gay men for a bit maybe you’ll feel better

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

#mrowww mroww make me rich cunt meoeew

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#video

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?

post it in the tags!!

#neither im the rowdy bitch that gets cunt whenever she wants #but also i could be an oblivious dumbass teehee

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

#manifesting it 🧘‍♀️

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

#asexualism be like

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.

#zoro

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thoughts on polyamory?

thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade

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YOOHOOOOOOO IM HELLA LATE BUT HERE HE IS, perfect for barbie✨

creds to Sadx3x for suggesting this!!

#obey me! #mammon

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My baby, my baby, you're my baby say it to me

#crybaby crybaby crybaby ♡ #miguel o'hara #marvel #across the spiderverse

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incredible