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saltysoftness · 3 years
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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I JUST REALIZED I NEVER SHARED ANY OF MY COMMISSION INFORMATION
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HERE WE GO
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TA D A A A A
And, and, my inbox is open both here and on twitter for those who would like to content me! Help a girl out so she can pay her bills! I promise with all my heart to give each piece my all! ♡
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Since my art stuff isnt really flying too high here, I've moved over to Insta, while also remaining on twitter too.
One check it out!!
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Pretty please?
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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a 20-year-old woman: [puts on some Man Repellant before going out]
a 40-year-old man, fighting through the smoke: Uh [cough] excuse me ma’am but [coff] did you know that many men [cough] actually [gasp] find that quite [hack] repulsive, you [wheeze] would be far more [cough] approachable if you did not [gasp] wear that.
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Plant babie is my new face I dont have the patience for the stitched babie
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Name something better than busting a fat cum in the morning
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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I forgot to mention it but I did have a tad bit of influence from Trevor Henderson's Sirenhead character with the creepybody and inanimate object for a head
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The art app I use really screwed me over this time but hi I made a spooky babie from venting
Might do more of her idk
Anyway, her name is 813. She's just, a big old spooky bag of my negative emotions
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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How to make a 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)
cr: 拾七紫砂
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Quality is better in a dark setting once clicked on
The art app I use really screwed me over this time but hi I made a spooky babie from venting
Might do more of her idk
Anyway, her name is 813. She's just, a big old spooky bag of my negative emotions
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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I JUST REALIZED I NEVER SHARED ANY OF MY COMMISSION INFORMATION
So
HERE WE GO
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TA D A A A A
And, and, my inbox is open both here and on twitter for those who would like to content me! Help a girl out so she can pay her bills! I promise with all my heart to give each piece my all! ♡
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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UT Sans: introverts don’t get ready for a party, they gather strength for a party.
Y/N: This is 100% true.
UT Papyrus: THIS MAKES IT SOUND LIKE INTROVERTS CONSUME THE SOULS OF OTHERS BEFORE THEY ENGAGE IN SOCIAL EVENTS.
Y/N: This is 100% true.
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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Day two of being productive and keeping up with doodles
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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IT'S BACK
THE UNHOLY NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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“Those poor boys”
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“She deserves to be punished too.”
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“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
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“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
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“She put herself in harm’s way”
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“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
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“She ruined their lives.”
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saltysoftness · 4 years
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🦌🌱
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