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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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knuckle tats that say PREV PREV
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sanscarte · 2 days
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We had a patient last night who was a textbook case of electrolytes imbalance as a result of nausea and vomiting. And I didn’t say this to the patient because I didn’t think they’d appreciate it, but it’s kinda great when the way you are so so sick is like exactly like the textbooks say it’ll be. Like not good that you’re having sudden new onset muscle weakness and tingling, but buddy this is gonna get sorted out with an efficiency you won’t believe. We fixed like 85% of the stuff wrong with this patient by midnight and we marveled the whole time about how this patient was seemingly concocted in a lab so I could walk my trainee through a highly manageable crisis
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my toxic trait is that I think those uwu trans girl memes that 19 year olds on reddit make are pretty funny
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this is comedy gold to me
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procrastination !
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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Hello I love your blog and all the supercorp content.
I have a question: who are your top five favourite supercorp fic writers? (And if you don’t mind, please recommend your favourite fic by them)
I’m looking to find new fics to read. I like the shorter ficlets mostly with angst and feelings and fluff. Also smut.
I feel like you’re one of the people who would be in the know here lol
thank you
Ok first off anon, I am honored that you like my blog and that you trust me with this question!
Secondly, you're going to cause me a crisis because it's like having to choose a favorite pet (who is sentient and provides me with wonderful fic FOR FREE!!). I can do some angst if I know there's a happy ending but I don't tend to seek those out and I have a tendency to like longer fics but I read any length really as long as it's not a 100 word drabble lol but I'm gonna try to find some that'll work for you. These are in no specific order.
I Told The Stars About You by @tinyvariations
It's delicious, you'll get the feels. And for some smut, you'd enjoy their fic Patience, Darling.
Synthesis by @fazedlight
All about the evolution of Lena's relationship with Kara and Supergirl starting around season 2 and skipping the villain era. It's interesting and introspective and FazedLight has a ton of incredible fics.
Venturing into smutty we have breathing is easier under water (i can see sky from here) by @littlemousejelly
Soft, sweet, and hot. I love everything about this fic. Also among my favorites are 'cause i'm in love (i'm in love) and our house (in the middle of our street) aka the spitroast fic.
Ad Space by @bigmammallama5
One of the fics that lives rent free in my head. BigMammaLlama has a ton of really great fics (smutty and not and a couple really great Kara/Lena/Jack ones). Also highly recommend Practice Makes Perfect.
Having trouble settling on a 5th one so I'm going to leave you with a recent bookmark Lover's Gambit by PaperHatsandPaperBoats (unsure if they have a tumblr)
It's longer than I'm sure you'd prefer but it truly has it all and I loved it. I'm currently reading their other supercorp fic as well.
If you're still looking for recs or these didn't quite scratch your itch I made a long post with fic author recs awhile ago and the comments and reblogs have additional recs which are fantastic as well. Happy reading!
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sanscarte · 4 days
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I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”
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sanscarte · 4 days
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I don't know who needs to hear this but:
-"it only hurts a little" is still pain
-"I can ignore it" is still pain
-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain
-"it's bearable" is still pain
-"I can push through it" is still pain
-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain
-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain
You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.
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sanscarte · 5 days
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A quite insightful quote from Stormy Daniels.
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