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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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i take it all back. wolf 359 IS about wolves. they all got that dog in them.

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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Hello my fellow dykes, we have officially become visible ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

All sillies aside, please consider donating to Emily Gwen or sharing this if you can! Link

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me” 😳 you’ll be dropping “im sorry” like youre still around 🕯️🩸💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw them sleepin on your folks porch again dreaming she said she said she said “why dont you just drop dead?”

My buddy vampire Pete Wentz pacing: vampire william beckett is lying to us

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born to be a punk/emo boy in the 2000s forced to be a sad little blob of ooze in 2024

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Al Pacino and Robert De Niro founded New York like Remus and Romulus founded Rome in the myth

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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None of you would survive the wind swept field of daffodils I was raised in

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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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These are actual lyrics in one of Taylor Swift's new songs I'm not fucking joking