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#fave post

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

#fave post

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farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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third person pope video game

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High Elves and Imperials: Fund extremely expensive space programs that they ultimately have to abandon.

Khajiit: Just move the moons and walk to them.

#elder scrolls #teso #eso elsweyr

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SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE

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biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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i'm sorry i need you to look at him, please

#dogs #babie..........................

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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Some shops in Anvil will accept fists full of hornets as payment for goods and services.

#elder scrolls #oblivion #finally

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are you ok with people saying smash to your pics

go right ahead i think it’s fun