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oh man i cant wait to see remy come back tomorrow :)

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X-Men 97 spoilers!

Seeing kurt get a spot in the intro:

Gambit lost his spot :

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Gambit appearing as Death X-Men '97 1.06 | "Lifedeath — Part 2"

#all I know is pain #I just started screaming FUCK #cable better come fuckin thru I stg #BRING HIM BACK!!!!! #x men 97 #x men spoilers #x men 97 spoilers #gambit #remy lebeau

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Dan and Phil's new craft video/indie horror film (not on my 2024 bingo card) was like watching welcome to night vale meets fuckin found footage of a cult murder bc wtf did I just watch bro??? I need bloopers bc there's no fuckin way those dorks did that completely straight faced lol. Mfs from desert bluffs were shaking bc Dan and Phil are coming for their brand ig

#Dan and Phil #danandphilgames #danandphilcrafts #Dan Howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #welcome to night vale #wtnv

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john soap mactavish was punk as a teenager and you cannot convince me otherwise

he has had that fuckass mohawk since he was like fourteen and he 100 percent used to rock liberty spikes. everyone in his neighborhood probably hated him because he caused so much trouble.

his parents were so happy when he said he wanted to join the military because they thought it would straighten him out (behavior-wise, they knew he was a flaming bisexual from a very young age and couldn't care less) but NOPE like 2 years later they get a call from him like

"ma help ah punched some fookin dobber and locked 'im in his car 'cause he was sayin' dumb shite aboot me and now ah'm prob'ly gonna get kicked out, be prepared"

and later that same day got a text from johnny saying

"nevermind im staying, fuckin eejit's too much of a puss to admit he's a douche"

"sorry for my language ma"

and they just have to wonder how johnny has made it this far in life

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Ghost: I didn't understand why Price and Alejandro cared so much about their dumb sergeants until I got a dumb sergeant myself.

Gaz: Hey!

Rudy: Actually, it's Sergeant Major…

Ghost: Shut up. I've only had Johnny for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Soap: Awww.

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this is how i deal with canonical angst - nuh uh

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"Why do you put up with me? Because you're fire... And I've been cold my whole life." - A.R Asher

You don't need to change for the right person, you're enough.

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Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.

"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."

#FUCK #ghoap #cod

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Soap: Oh, to be a dinosaur.

Soap: No dinowork, no paying dinotaxes, no dinoterrorists…

Ghost sighs: Just being extinct.

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something happening on a mission, something personal that has soap spiralling; panic and rage making him reckless, thoughtless, and ghost has to draw the line

“you’re compromised johnny; you know what that means?”

“you’re not pulling me out,” soap immediately snarls. he turns on him and ghost barely recognises him; venomous fear turning his eyes to unyielding ice. "you're not sidelining me; i need to be in this-!"

but ghost has never been afraid of venom; spat or dripped straight from bared fangs.

he snakes out a hand grip the back of his neck, jerking him in a rough shake. "if you can't think, you can't be a soldier," he growls and he flinches like he's been struck.

his lips quiver as they twist in a sneer and he wrenches, trying to free himself of his hold.

ghost doesn't let him flee.

"it means you give your body to me because your head ain't fucking attached to it anymore."

soap stills, body trembling beneath his hand as he sucks in shaking breaths.

he tightens his grip, pulling him closer and digs his forehead hard into his. “it means you give yourself to me so i can have the weapon that you are and use you the way you're meant to be used."

the ice in soap's eyes fractures.

ghost’s voice drops to a whisper, spoken only to johnny, not this facade of vengeance and pain, and wills it to reach him through the glaciers.

“so i can keep you safe ‘til it’s done and i can bring you back.”

#holy god prev tags #in my head its bc graves abducts his sister and is using her as hostage to draw him out knowing ghost will always follow him #but the intensity and intimacy of saying ‘you cant trust your mind not to betray you so let me be in charge of your body until you can’ #hes more likely to get himself killed and ghost wont live through that #so he has to balance it #and the only way he knows how is to completely shut down soap’s mind until hes no more than instinct and muscle memory #if he cant think practically then dont let him think at all #reduce him to a place where he can only follow orders #and when its finally over and his sister is safe and graves is dead #only then will he drag johnny back up to the surface #he’ll do it even if it means dragging him kicking and screaming back to humanity

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it’s literally him

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I think when lila gets really annoyed with five she tells his siblings about his more notorious commission jobs. like he calls her a bitch over dinner so she just announces to the room 'five killed princess diana'.

#holy fuck #no coming back from that one #tua

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bbc merlin + MAMA

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🐶 Soap found one of Ghost’s knives

(Ignore my sketch layers. Mi brain forgot~ 👁👅👁✌️)

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When Captain doesn't want to buy you a new laptop 😔

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