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Team CaliforM.I.A. my babies :’>

im not over it dont touch me

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Jeff Blim

rb if you agree.

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the prophet

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Who is the better character from TGWDLM?

Like for Sam

Rb for Literally Anyone Else

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Women of Hatchetfield

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It’s Starkid’s 11th birthday!!

To celebrate here’s some pictures of the stagebill from Black Friday.

Jamie, Jeff, and Lauren’s bios get me everytime 😂

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He’s just a status quo democrat!

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#OH MY GOD??? #wOW WOWOWOWO #im freaking out this is so good

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:<

#oh my #oh my god #this is too good wow

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what if tomorrow comes

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empty eyes behind dusty glass

Summary: Gently, Xander picks the portrait up from its place in the box, cradling it close for a moment in a sort of whimsical hope that the force of his own embrace may somehow make the boy in the photo feel less alone, before he carefully wipes the layer of dust from the glass with the pad of his thumb.

Silently, he brings it to his husband and gives it to him. A question hanging in the air between them.

John hears it loud and clear.

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or in which John was serving in the US military before the repeal of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell act (something that plays heavily into his trauma) and Xander is a very understanding and loving husband.

Tags: John McNamara/Xander Lee, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, Closeted Character, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

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#cRYING #that was so good?? #wtf

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next time I see someone being mean to jeff blim i will be throwing hands

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jon mattesons voice is beautiful reblog if you agree (i’m actually trying to prove someone wrong ??)

#i cannot believe #someone DISAGREES #tis illegal

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here’s a list of my favourite tto names because why not

i got these from the blessed tumblr post!

mother: slippery-when-wet (dikrats family)

grandpa: jeff blim (bacon family)

grandpa: rainbow dash  (crazy earnies family)

mother: rumpleforeskin son: captain marvel (jingleberries family)

mother: don’t care daughter: disappointment son: batman (sparkle titties family)

son: optimus prime grandpa: joe (magenta family)

father: cthulhu (teletubbies family)

father: cock chopper mother: whale fingers daughter: thunder cunt son: boomerang grandpa: banana (mcnuggets family)

father: twat waffle daughter: hakuna matata son: if i were a boy grandpa: bohemian rhapsody (wanker family)

father: shit for brains mother: i don’t know your name daughter: mistake son: favorite (spunky dunkers family)

son: bilbo swaggins grandpa: darth vader’s nutsack (macdougal family)

father: dick in the face mother: firecrotch daughter: regret son: moist towlettes grandpa: back door (sneaky sluts family)

father: danny devito son: adopted grandpa: egg (hunty family)

mother: help me please help me son: teeeeth (skinnydippers family)

mother: footlove daughter: dad son: my girl sara (bluth family)

father: free parking daughter: bambi (queef magnet family)

father: bob bob law daughter: gurl PLEEEEASE son: little D grandpa: pirate man (dickleberrie family)

father: sir shits-a-lot mother: trophy daughter: brian holden (virgins family)

daughter: myspace (trumpets family)

mother: zefron daughter: bucket son: pizza pizza (gluten free family)

father: saxophone superstar daughter: maple bacon son: snap crackle pop (assbutts family)

#just read these aloud in a facetime call #very fun

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I spent such a long time editing this please give it the time of day.

#IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS #FOR SO LONG #OML

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i rly liked how this one turned out, i wasn’t sure for a bit but i like the end product

it’s

2am

help :)

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Sometimes I think hm... maybe.... I'm a lesbian after all, and then I remember how wildly attracted to Jeff Blim I am and I say "oh yeah lmao"

#i #i do this

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i am hopelessly attracted to jeff blim