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Me: *minding my own business* I think I'll shave my hair on a 2 this time...

The Cold: *waiting, biding it's time*

#I'm so cold #but my fresh cut is HOT #my lady was very happy with it #but I'm so cold #and she's bald #so we're both cold

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compilation of the x-files out of context

#x-files #this is a classic #that I will never get my girlfriend to watch #but I stand by what I said

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what movie do y’all know front to back like it doesn’t even have to necessarily be Good,, it’s just something you’ve seen so many times that the dialogue is printed into the very core of your being

#peter pan (2001) #i have the whole opening dialogue memorized #my girlfriend tells me it's cute #but i think she's actually a little concerned

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#needed this

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harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

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Good morning.

Women can be bald.

Also, gender isn't real. We made it up.

Therefore, how someone expresses their gender is entirely up to them. So, women can be bald.

Sincerely,

The Next Cis Idiot Who Looks Nasty At My Lady Gets Punched

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#absolutely

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Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

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I did a very important thing today. Black Sails is a show that changed my life by providing me with a new perspective. It made me realize I wasn't being honest with myself, that I was afraid to be who I am. Every day I try to be unrepentant about who I am.

I'm going to keep adventuring. I'm going to continue to be myself. And I will never be lost again.

#tattoo #black sails #this is very personal #and very gay

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#omg #literally me right now #except I have a reason #but it's a good thing #i'm just nervous as fuck

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you should watch Hannah Gadsby’s special Nanette…..imo

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No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸���🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙

#halloween vibes

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#the terror amc #i love these things #please never stop making them

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tag your opinion, chocolate combo opinion. list in the tags how you feel about the combination of chocolate and…..

mint

orange

strawberry

raspberry

peanut butter

#yes to all #i will literally take all of these

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hey uh

#WHY DOES THOS WORK SO WELL #i am alarmed

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self care is picturing yourself wearing a long dress whilst holding a sword at the seaside

#Yes #right now #come on #i got like 5 dressed #and the sea side is 45 minutes away #let's go

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nearly two months ago, @tiggidou introduced me to the song ‘fish in a birdcage’, and I never recovered.  not even enough to really finish lining this drawing.  many a mistake was made and I am Feeling Pain.

#aubreyad #jack aubrey #stephen maturin #this is really something