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@maryluis Loving these!! 😍😍
Arthur: I would die for you
Merlin: I would die for you first
Gaius: (from across the room) NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
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Harry uses Expelliarmus rather than Avada Kedavra because Hermione once told him that expelling is worse than death and he has learned not to question her judgement...
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James: I don’t think I’ll ever be ready to be a parent. I can’t even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child?
Remus: Are you sure you worded that right?
James: I fucked up
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Adora: Murder is never the answer
Catra: Murder is a question
Catra: And the answer is yes
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Hordak: You have a face
Entrapta: Yes, I do
Hordak: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face
Entrapta: Thanks, I guess
Hordak: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.
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Genie: You have 3 whishes, what'll be the first?
Me: I wish for Catra redemption arc
Genie: That's a great wish, you still have 3, that one is on me
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Sigyn: You were so drunk last night.
Loki: I wasn't THAT drunk.
Sigyn: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
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Arthur: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Merlin.
Leon: ...Really?
Arthur: Yes.
Percival: You slept with Merlin?
Gwaine: Accidentally?
Arthur: Yes!
Lancelot: I don't understand. Did you trip over or something?
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The fellowship of the ring, a summary
Aragon: I need all of you to be straight with me
Gimli: That's going to be extremely hard for everyone here
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Snickers commercial: You're not you when you're hungry
Ron, always hungry: Who am I?
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Arthur: I would die for you
Merlin: I would die for you first
Gaius: (from across the room) NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
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Me, leaving any social event ever: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jötunheim.
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Namjoon: Hey, want to find out your gay name?
Seokjin: My gay name?
Namjoon: Yeah, it's your first name...
Namjoon: *gets down on one knee*
Namjoon: ...and my last name
Seokjin:
Seokjin: You see the flaw in your plan, right?
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Can we just talk about the fact that in order to get the soul stone you have to sacrifice someone you love?
It doesn't matter if you ship Clintasha, you have to see that they love each other. It doesn't have to be romantic love, but it's love.
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Gwaine: Having sex doesn't mean you're dating!
Merlin: Right! If it did, Arthur and I would be dating.
Everyone:
Merlin: What?
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Clint: As your best friend-
Natasha: I have no friends.
Clint:
Clint: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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