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Jurassic Park is trending which means I can talk about the best part of the book which is that the dinosaur reveal happens during a business meeting which I feel is the most Jurassic Park thing that could happen.

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Whether I’m gonna be your bike, or smash your wife or whatever Taylor Swift said.

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How did she make this album so devastating and funny at the same time? The duality of woman

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"Tell me something awful like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy" is about HIM

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CAUSE IM A REAL TOUGH KID I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT THEY SAID BABE YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID

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I'm sorry I had to pause the song because this part made me laugh too hard

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Ok so when are we gonna start acknowledging the parallels between imgonnagetyouback by Taylor and Get Him Back! By Olivia lmaoo

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The funniest thing she has done

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screaming, "but daddy I love him I'm having his baby!” no, I'm not, but you should see your faces

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thinking about “and i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free” and “give me back my girlhood, it was mine first” is actually making me feel sick to my stomach

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A complete story:

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she was not fucking joking

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me after listening to the most emotionally devastating song I have ever heard because an even more upsetting one is about to start

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened

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I rlly like the emphasis that live action one piece is putting on the fact that literally nobody else think about piracy the way luffy does. "Being a pirate is about being free and having friends :3" while every other pirate is doing legitimate career criminal shit around him.

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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up