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john green defending TTPD on twitter I know that’s right

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OH MY GOD DOES THAT THING SHES STANDING BY HAVE THE TTPD SYMBOL ON IT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

#OMG

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Don't you worry folks, we took out all her teeth

#posts that have 10k to me

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genuinely the way taylor clearly falls hard and fast and hopelessly in love every single time is very endearing. writing "this happens once every few lifetimes" and "no one's ever had me, not like you" on the same album that covers the breakdown of two relationships that were also seemingly destined and life changing and unmatched by anyone else is exactly what makes her so good at writing about relationships. if a songwriter doesn't feel everything with their whole chest and throw their whole being into it then I don't want it

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You look like Stevie Nicks

In ‘75 the hair and the lips

Crowd goes wild at her fingertips

half moonshine a full eclipse

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oh my god you hate TTPD? it killed your love of taylor? oh my god. i’m so sorry. here let me take your eras tickets off of your hands i’m so sorry-

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I’m so tired today but it’s my own fault (I stayed up until 4am texting my friend about the eras tour)

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#there were a lot of unexpected things that happened with this album #I know that there are a lot of other things I could have used #but I tried to keep it fairly lighthearted #ttpd #the tortured poets department #taylor swift #swiftie polls #taylor swift poll

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#over 70k I think #it was directed towards my mutuals but it breached containment

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Louis Tomlinson started performing a song live in 2020 that he had never released and it became my favorite song of his and I was excited because he said it would be on his second album. But that album came out in 2022 and the song wasn’t on it. And then last year he put out a bonus edition of the album so I thought “finally, it must be on this version.” But no, there were two other unreleased songs instead. And then this week he started teasing his live album and I thought “finally, it’s on his tour setlist so it should definitely be on the live album and I can finally listen to it on Spotify.” But I’m sure you can guess what happened. (It’s not on the live album either)

#he hates me #justice for copy of a copy of a copy

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ranking tortured poets is so funny bc you’re so mad at yourself the whole time

#I can’t do it #maybe someday

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The acronym I get hung up on the most is waolom because apparently my brain can only handle memorizing one acronym starting with wao and that spot’s already already taken up by Written All Over Your Face by Louis Tomlinson

#I see the wao and my brain goes ‘written all over-’ and then I get stumped #that one’s from 2022 so it’s already ingrained in my brain

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1989 ERA × Fortnight

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I'm having his baby no i'm not but you should see your faces 🤝 she said i'm having your baby (HEY) it's none of your business

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the peaked at high school girls who have cosplayed being a swiftie for a year are having a hard time comprehending ttpd lyrics and it's sending me. taylor swift is for the nerds, artists and daydreamers you bullied in school. you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum they raised me, the world is healing

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I just answered 7 ttpd this or that polls and the songs I voted for were losing in all 7 of them

#I’m gathering i must not having the most normal ranking #that’s okay I love a good underdog

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised us

#my friend asked me what this post meant #and I started explaining the individual pictures #and was reminded that I was in fact raised in this asylum