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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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no more sex. we ran out of sex

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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

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girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

#idk how long i’ve been reading it bc my first fanfic was on fanfic.net back in the day #but my first fanfic published on ao3 was when i was 13 #and that was 8 years ago #so it’s probably safe to say i’ve been reading fanfic for about a decade #my first fandom #embarrassingly enough #was haikyuu #but REALLY the first fandom i ever read a fanfic for was. warrior cats #sorry guys

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someone: I can’t believe you’ve managed to remain celibate for 800 years, you must be so strong and righteous

Xie Lian, a raging demisexual: what, like it’s hard?

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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Gathering in a large group with festivities to witness the sun being consumed. As is the custom.

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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#for me it’s clone all the way #bc of the inherent horror

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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