Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed
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love that everyone is united in just going “terrible idea. wish you the best. thanks for the laughs. bye.”
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Personally if I had sued Olivia Rodrigo for copying my song I would not have released imgonnagetyouback
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also like.
sorry that happened to you. but also. over 30,000 dead palestinians since october. maybe now isn’t the moment for your personal microtraumas.
taylor swift really likes to act like she’s a vending machine for #relatable lyrics about being a woman or whatever but uhhhhhhhh
Girl We Cannot Relate.
also her poetry is mediocre at best soz
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taylor swift really likes to act like she’s a vending machine for #relatable lyrics about being a woman or whatever but uhhhhhhhh
Girl We Cannot Relate.
also her poetry is mediocre at best soz
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taylor swift curses like she just learned about it
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Do you constantly think about how BBC Merlin randomly gave Arthur and Merlin a psychic bond which never comes back again until the very last episodes when Merlin communicates with Arthur telepathically through his dreams or are you normal
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my two beautiful sons Unethical Kink and Substance Abuse
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Since it is getting warm again will we get to see Fievel peeled once more?
Soon They Peel Me
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